Making the news today....

[Stubby]

Was it near a pelican crossing ? 

[the village idiot]

Chief suspect Al Bert-Ross continues to be questioned by the Bill.

 

They have no cormorant at this time.

[Gary Prentice]

Lad was lucky he didn’t get skua’ed on those rocks.

[rapalaman]

Explaining that would have been a bit auk-ward

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

On 15/08/2018 at 20:35, Stubby said:

Thought you would dredge that one up .

Take it to the (sand) bank!

[Stubby]

14 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Take it to the (sand) bank!

I " spit " on you ?

[westphalian]

That’s the best one yet

[onetruth]

On ‎17‎/‎08‎/‎2018 at 16:38, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Take it to the (sand) bank!

off-shore account?

 

come on, lads, no reason we can't keep this magic going till 2019.

[westphalian]

Lark in about with next door neighbour who was a bit of Ruff but had a great tit. After a swift shag my cock took a tern for the worst and I had thrush. She was a swallow er and not a spitter

 

That’s 9

 

 

 

 

[Vespasian]

Not much news about is there lads..  

 

which is bad for me as I like to worry about somethin at least..  anyways i was thinking about the change of weather today as its raining again thank god..   

Still, I've had a road to Damascus moment this summer about climate change..  realized how dangerous this climate change is gonna be goin forward..   

 

for years a related topic was about the arctic shrinking, never gave that much thought till this summer. but then I realized if it does shrink its gonna effect the jet stream..  somethin I never considered before.

 

Anyways the gist being if the arctic shrinks then we're gonna get more extreme summers like this one on a regular basis.  Because the arctic provides the cold that creates the weather when it bumps into the warm air from the South..  if the Arctic shrinks in any meaningful way then the jet stream is gonna stay further North..   Keeping us in a heatwave for months on end..   

 

there, now I'm happy, got something to worry about again..