Making the news today....

[Mull]

Ok if wanker IS a sweary word can we use serial masterbator?
Or is that takin the piss..
Ooh damn my swearing tourettes..
Hold on is damn a swear word too?
Im confused and my heads starting to hurt...

Masturbator not master??
Get it right!!!

[felixthelogchopper]

Just now, Mull said:

 

Masturbator not master??
Get it right!!!

 

Always nice to get an expert opinion.

[Mull]

Always nice to get an expert opinion. [emoji23]

Why, thank you sir.

[matelot]

Lol, there are some right "master bakers" on this thread.

[Mark Bolam]

Jesus fellas we’re not even snowed in yet!

What will it be like when cabin fever sets in?

[felixthelogchopper]

14 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

Jesus fellas we’re not even snowed in yet!

What will it be like when cabin fever sets in?

Red Rum

[Gary Prentice]

26 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

 

What will it be like when cabin fever sets in?

I think it already has...

[stihlmadasever]

33 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Red Rum

Ooh thats clever...

All work and no play makes johnny a dull boy...

Creepy as f##k!

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

22 hours ago, GreenGui said:

You re-enforce in me the reason the honours system should absolutely NOT exist.  Your queen, no doubt would be proud, you wanker.

My having told a ?? that he is, indeed, a ??is sufficient justification for you (as clever and important as you must be) to  declare your desire to abolish that which was established by His late Majesty King George the Fifth, by letters Patent under the Great Seal, bearing date at Westminster the Fourth day of June, One thousand nine hundred and seventeen, in the Eighth year of his reign, whereby He did institute, erect, constitute and create an Order of Knighthood to be called and known for ever thereafter by the name, style and designation of The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire whereof His said Majesty and His heirs and successors for ever should be Sovereigns, and did by the said Letters and Patent ordain and declare that the said Order should be governed by Statutes and Ordinances to be established by The Sovereign and sealed by The Sovereign and by the Seal of said order.

 

We truly are in exalted company....   

 

I have checked the letters Patent, my "crime", being the free expression of a justifiable opinion, unfortunately (for you) doesn't feature as sufficiently heinous to require forfeiture...  (Soz....)  

22 hours ago, Mark J said:

I rest my case.

Your case....

 

What exactly is "your case?"

 

That you're a small minded underachiever with a chip on both shoulders and a propensity for amateur psychoanalysis that was once hard done by by an officer so you think that justifies your life long dislike of commissioned ranks, your petty digs, your internet stalking and your freedom to shout your Marxist BS louder than anyone else and not expect to be recognised and challenged as the mob retard Momentum gob piece personality that you project?

 

How's that working out for you?  

 

Your previous snidy digs haven't gone unnoticed, they've just been ignored - as will continue.  You have a right to your opinion (clearly based upon your obvious love affair with Comrade Corbyn and his motley Marxist crew, God help us that there are sufficient sane people in this Great Nation that can see through his (and your) traitorous tendencies), but, unfortunately (for you) it doesn't trump, supersede or usurp those that hold an alternative view.  

 

@Gary Prentice  You alright for popcorn there Gary?  

 

 

[Mark J]

30 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

My having told a ?? that he is, indeed, a ??is sufficient justification for you (as clever and important as you must be) to  declare your desire to abolish that which was established by His late Majesty King George the Fifth, by letters Patent under the Great Seal, bearing date at Westminster the Fourth day of June, One thousand nine hundred and seventeen, in the Eighth year of his reign, whereby He did institute, erect, constitute and create an Order of Knighthood to be called and known for ever thereafter by the name, style and designation of The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire whereof His said Majesty and His heirs and successors for ever should be Sovereigns, and did by the said Letters and Patent ordain and declare that the said Order should be governed by Statutes and Ordinances to be established by The Sovereign and sealed by The Sovereign and by the Seal of said order.

 

We truly are in exalted company....   

 

I have checked the letters Patent, my "crime", being the free expression of a justifiable opinion, unfortunately (for you) doesn't feature as sufficiently heinous to require forfeiture...  (Soz....)  

Your case....

 

What exactly is "your case?"

 

That you're a small minded underachiever with a chip on both shoulders and a propensity for amateur psychoanalysis that was once hard done by by an officer so you think that justifies your life long dislike of commissioned ranks, your petty digs, your internet stalking and your freedom to shout your Marxist BS louder than anyone else and not expect to be recognised and challenged as the mob retard Momentum gob piece personality that you project?

 

How's that working out for you?  

 

Your previous snidy digs haven't gone unnoticed, they've just been ignored - as will continue.  You have a right to your opinion (clearly based upon your obvious love affair with Comrade Corbyn and his motley Marxist crew, God help us that there are sufficient sane people in this Great Nation that can see through his (and your) traitorous tendencies), but, unfortunately (for you) it doesn't trump, supersede or usurp those that hold an alternative view.  

 

@Gary Prentice  You alright for popcorn there Gary?  

 

 

Easy Tiger,  You come across as a bully.  i don't like bully types.
Never had the pleasure of serving in any of the branches of the military.   I'm good mates with a Warrant Officer though, so have an inkling as to how things work.