Making the news today....

[the village idiot]

4 minutes ago, stihlmadasever said:

Daaaaamn yooooooou...!!!!!

(Shakes fist)

Currently working on sunblock...

Factor 5000...

Patent pending

Evil laugh...mohahahahaha!

Won't help you sunset. Your hands will be so greasy you won't be able to pick up your pitchforks.

[stihlmadasever]

28 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Won't help you sunset. Your hands will be so greasy you won't be able to pick up your pitchforks.

The blanket of the night will wrap us in sweet darkness disguising our gingerness, allowing us to to walk amoung you,infecting you all with our filthy ginger genes.

Beware day walkers our time is coming...

Beware......

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

1 hour ago, stihlmadasever said:

(beard and pubes)

Bang out of order!

 

Can't be un-read and is likely to cause sleep loss.....  

[the village idiot]

2 minutes ago, stihlmadasever said:

The blanket of the night will wrap us in sweet darkness disguising our gingerness, allowing us to to walk amoung you,infecting you all with our filthy ginger genes.

Beware day walkers our time is coming...

Beware......

Not so fast jaffa cake. You have obviously not heard about our new Anti Ginger Ultra-Violet Skin Spot Detectionator, AKA 'The Freckleometer'.

 

Every true breed will wear this pureness beacon around their necks during the hours of darkness. All of the cunning freckle spawn will be lit up like flourescent paint slattered imps.

 

There is nowhere to hide.

 

Know your place.

 

We see you.

[the village idiot]

2 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Bang out of order!

 

Can't be un-read and is likely to cause sleep loss.....  

They infect us Kevin, even when at sleep.

[stihlmadasever]

20 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Not so fast jaffa cake. You have obviously not heard about our new Anti Ginger Ultra-Violet Skin Spot Detectionator, AKA 'The Freckleometer'.

 

Every true breed will wear this pureness beacon around their necks during the hours of darkness. All of the cunning freckle spawn will be lit up like flourescent paint slattered imps.

 

There is nowhere to hide.

 

Know your place.

 

We see you.

We can smell your fear....

We will never hide...

We walk amongst you...

Our freckles will infect your children....

Rejoice the gingers...

We are coming....

[the village idiot]

2 minutes ago, stihlmadasever said:

We can smell your fear....

We will never hide...

We walk amongst you...

Our freckles will infect your children....

Rejoice the gingers...

We are coming....

Good luck with that!

 

 

[WesD]

Just finished my mindful meditation, where I was at one with the universe, earth featured heavily. Speaking of earth what colour is at its core?

[forestboy1978]

Reminds me of a Bill Burr sketch where he's talking about how woman always say being a mother is the hardest job in the world. And he says wow I thought being a red head and roofing in the summer was bad. Woman have to bend over at the waist and put DVD's into the DVD players.... lol

 

Only reason men don't tell them the truth is cos they want to fuck them ROFL

 

Anyway...

[the village idiot]

4 minutes ago, WesD said:

Just finished my mindful meditation, where I was at one with the universe, earth featured heavily. Speaking of earth what colour is at its core?

Blimey Wes, you went deep! 

 

I'm going with white, it's pretty hot in there.

 

Really great that you are still meditating. Can you share your experience on the free will thread? (if you can dredge it up).