How do you start your day?

[stihlmadasever]

Coffee,nuts,2 x bananas + more coffee

[shavey]

Coffee, a painkiller, a fag and catching up on arbtalk.

 

 

Okay some bad habits. I'm trying to give up the early morning arbtalk addiction.

 

I got the exact same ritual plus gotta make the wife a cuppa and let the dog out :thumbup:

[Stephen Blair]

I love a plate of scrambled eggs and toast with some bacon or black pudding and a pot of coffee.

[Thesnarlingbadger]

Really strong coffee, can't eat first thing but a croissant on the way to the job is always nice.

[Mark Bolam]

I usually service a couple of Playboy girls with my 12" morning glory then have a quick chat with my brokers and hedge fund managers.

Leisurely dip in my private lake, towelled off by some volunteer girls from the local model agency.

I normally call my helicopter pilot while I have my breakfast cooked by Marco Pierre White, just to give him site coordinates and warm the chopper up.

Then I wake up.

Listen to eldest daughter (4) row with mummy about what is a suitable time to get up / get in our bed.

Snooze for 22 seconds.

Get up and change Twin1's nappy.

Prepare morning milk bottles (which are on the bedside cabinet).

Change Twin2.

Give twins milk, my wife always takes the easy one.

Change Twin1 (she's shat herself again).

Downstairs, make tea, feed dog and cat.

Run upstairs, change Twin2 (she's shat herself again).

Constant soundtrack of 4 year old rowing with mummy about clothes/hair/brushing teeth etc. throughout.

Downstairs, tea, oats-so-simple if I've time, out the door.

Back in the door, I'm still naked.

Get dressed, out the door.

 

I'm having a fry-up on Saturday.

[Tom D]

Sounds remarkably like my mornings Mark, the second part that is.

[walkerboys]

Not every day but nice when we get the chance

[Mark Bolam]

Not every day but nice when we get the chance

 

 

Oosh!

It's dirty, but in a goooood way!

[Taupotreeman]

Monday to Friday is always the same. Smack the snooze button on the alarm clock, listen to the birds wake up, wish I'd won lotto last weekend, wait for alarm to go off again and then rush around wishing I'd got up on the first alarm call.

 

Saturday, have a an extra half hour lie in, get up and have two cups of coffee, porridge and toast (no paleo day) and roll out the door looking forward to working for myself for the day.

 

Sunday, wake up two hours before the wife, read news on iPad while I wait for the wife to wake up and hope I might start the day the best way you can

[Taupotreeman]

Oh, and generally paleo muesli and as much coffee as I can get down my throat.