Bugger...wife not talking to me.

[RichieR]

How's about a peace offering? A £5 garden voucher should do the trick

 

Yes she should be really pleased with that. Well done that's very thoughtful

[Mark Bolam]

You got off lucky.

 

During last years building work mine seems to have got my 'big cock cream' mixed up with her 'arse cellulite cream'.

 

 

 

 

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[Treemover]

You shouldn't have said anything. You could blame the weather, the neighbours, the dog, cat.

[RichieR]

You got off lucky.

 

During last years building work mine seems to have got my 'big cock cream' mixed up with her 'arse cellulite cream'.

 

 

 

 

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I sure those soothing words of wisdom will help

[Mortimer Firewood]

You got to point out the positives and she'll come round. Explain to her that now she can completely re style the whole garden in about 2 years when it's no longer radio active

 

:lol:i:lol:

Recently asked my brother to get the sprayer out and mix up some round up, the sprayer body is nearly clear when I looked at it it was like tea colour. Applied it to 120 m2 shrubs turf flowers the lot client phoned two day later and said it was ready for clearing it looked like somebody had been in with a flame thrower.

Good job we took the top 12 inches of soil out.

 

Years ago I sent a lad with as trimmer and did not have a spare can so I filled a 400ml Ribena bottle up with mix on its return it was somehow put behind my seat. On a really hot day my mrs took the biggest swig out of it lets just say she wasn't happy it took a few days for her to calm down:blushing:

[RichieR]

Got to keep em on their toes mike:biggrin:

[Orchard]

You got off lucky.

 

During last years building work mine seems to have got my 'big cock cream' mixed up with her 'arse cellulite cream'.

 

 

 

 

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Nice one 😂😂😂

[Hobbsurf]

How about getting a PA 1&6 course booked for her as a pressie, and when you've recovered from the laser eyed castration look, point out that it could bring in some house keeping when she subs out?

 

Just a thought........

[Hobbsurf]

:lol:i:lol:

Years ago I sent a lad with as trimmer and did not have a spare can so I filled a 400ml Ribena bottle up with mix on its return it was somehow put behind my seat. On a really hot day my mrs took the biggest swig out of it lets just say she wasn't happy it took a few days for her to calm down:blushing:

 

Kitesurfing / Surfbus Rule No 1:

 

Whilst on road trips - Never drink out of any widenecked bottle (Oasis, Lucocade, other brands are available) which is open & has a non fizzy yellowish liquid inside).

[openspaceman]

 

Years ago I sent a lad with as trimmer and did not have a spare can so I filled a 400ml Ribena bottle up with mix on its return it was somehow put behind my seat. On a really hot day my mrs took the biggest swig out of it lets just say she wasn't happy it took a few days for her to calm down:blushing:

 

Said light-heartedly perhaps but I suspect most here are too young to remember paraquat; it was the choice killall before roundup and was a contact herbicide that killed the aerial parts of all plants. It was also tasteless and lethal with 5ml, one swig killed in 30 days with no antidote. Back then there were no plastic bottles, so tizer or lucozade were stoppered glass bottles used as drinks in the field. When empty they were ideal to bring some home for the garden, and kept in the shed.

 

There were many children killed and many suicides before it was dyed blue, made bitter and an emetic added before finally being banned in the EU.

 

It also became illegal to decant or store any pesticide in a non original container and all containers must have a label with manufacturers instructions.