Crap Jokes Thread.

[bareroots]

what's worse then a dead dog on your piano?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

... a rancid pussy on your organ

[atree]

Whats got more nuts than justin beiber?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A snickers bar

[Ian C]

What do ya call a camel with 4 humps???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A saudi quatro..............boom boom

[toprotter]

two goldfish in a tank

one say's to the other "how do you drive this thing?"

 

Man in a chinese says to the waiter "this chicken is rubbery!"

"Ah, vankyou verrymuch "

[nepia]

I met a prostitute the other day. She had no arms. I asked her if it affected her work at all.

 

She said she couldn't give a toss.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Man finds women tied to railway tracks so releases her. Takes her home and they have amazing sex all night.

 

Man says he hopes for a b-j the next night if he can find her head.

[nepia]

Checklist for going to war:

- oil rich; check

- religious fanaticism; check

- incomprehensible guttural language; check

- men wearing womens clothing; check

 

Computer says...invade Scotland.

[Tree Man Tom]

Checklist for going to war:

- oil rich; check

- religious fanaticism; check

- incomprehensible guttural language; check

- men wearing womens clothing; check

 

Computer says...invade Scotland.

 

:lol:

[Tree Man Tom]

If Germany invaded Poland from the rear, would Greece help?