The Fifty and Above Club....if you're any younger don't even think about posting.

[Gary Prentice]

7 hours ago, westphalian said:

Don’t believe everything you read, that’s all I can say. I thought this thread for over 50s and I have to explain about limp dicks??

Ok. A year ago while bucking I followed thru with my chainsaw injuring my knee and lower third of my penis. It never healed right and my wife couldn’t get used to the flaccid 6” at the end. She left me for our local pizza delivery guy.

The grass wasn’t greener and I accepted her back but with the promise of a lifetime 30% discount on all takeaways.

Happy now ?

I'd have held out for a priority VIP delivery service too.

[felixthelogchopper]

12 hours ago, oldwoodcutter said:

This threads gone bonkers.

It's at a funny age, Tim.

[openspaceman]

11 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

And what makes you think that 

What a dilemma, do I ignore thread or killfile more of the posters who aren't on topic?

[westphalian]

What’s the topic?
Title suggests over 50 and your in

[Mick Dempsey]

It’s not really a topic thread is it.

 

Anything goes, just be over fifty.

[Khriss]

Am finding myself more cantankerous this year, Yorkshire blood and the absolute absurdity of people in general. Reading A.Bennett "keep on keeping on" today is only reminder I am not alone in this. K

[westphalian]

Funny. I’ve never heard of a cantankerous Yorkshireman.

Mind, I don’t get out much

[openspaceman]

36 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

It’s not really a topic thread is it.

 

Anything goes, just be over fifty.

Yes you're right but sometimes I just cannot be bothered to read posts by certain people and the replies to them.

[aspenarb]

51 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

It’s not really a topic thread is it.

 

Anything goes, just be a miserable git over fifty.

Fixed that for you Mick:)

On that note it must be time to open my Christmas presents

 

Bob

[Khriss]

Had to take back the slippers fr Christmas this year - nothing wrong with them - I just don't like shop keepers . K