Confession Box - Naughty naughty!

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Following the "interesting facts" thread I thought we could have a place to hang our washing out and bring some skeletons out of the cupboard! I'll start the ball rolling with a mild one:

 

In my teens I did a paper-round and somewhere along it one night I stopped on a low wall for a fag. Throwing the butt of the B&H away I thought little more about it until after about 15-20 minutes having finished the round and walking home I noticed a lot of people around the corner wall where I'd had the smoke. I'd inavertently chucked the butt into one of my 'customers' Pampas Grass which was now on fire! It was a big bush and cinders were flying way up into the sky - all the neighbours were out, it was quite a spectacle! Irony is of course that I pruned it correctly for him! Following evening, the chap came out and asked - "do you smoke"!!!...

[John Hancock]

I think they’ll stay mild considering it’s a public forum!

[Charlieh]

I have life time campus bans from 2 universities one for unruly behaviour the other for nicking a cctv camera, which would have worked had i not drunk a lot of aftershock and looked into the camera before having it away police said the footage was very funny as the followed me on the other cameras running away with it wedged down my jumper

[Red.Squirrel]

Nothing too bad, just banned off a golf course for going round too slow (at least my friend was). Bit harsh I thought but then that's golf for ya.

[Mark Bolam]

Once left a small tear on a pruning cut.

 

Well what do you expect? As John said, this is a public forum. No one is going to fess up to trashing the Blue Peter garden.

 

Or are they?....

[Jonesie]

My sister had a dump in the Blue Peter garden, whilst waiting so see Jason Donovan.

[Dean Lofthouse]

Again, whilst drunk and on my way back to barracks, I nicked the blue light bar off a police car and then fitted the blue lights behind the grill of my car.

 

I used to think it was quite cool pulling cars over till I got done for impersonating a police car

[penfold]

like i said dean: private lofthouse+beer = disaster for one party or the other.

[Steve Bullman]

My sister had a dump in the Blue Peter garden, whilst waiting so see Jason Donovan.

 

is that one of those......"i have a friend, who has this problem, and he doesnt know what to do about it..what do you think he should do?" things justin? come on fess up, it was you wasnt it!!!

[Dean Lofthouse]

like i said dean: private lofthouse+beer = disaster for one party or the other.

 

I stopped drinking Tetleys and all my mis-demeaners stopped. I've been "Mis-demeaner" free for twenty years, not even a parking ticket.