Taking a Leak up in a tree

[bearfodder]

Well done to some of you for thinking of the ladies!

I might now have to think twice before sewing the crotch in my trousers next time. It really is time to try the she-wee.. In case it goes horribly wrong, it's probably best to practice in the shower without clothing, or else in might be option D as an accidental choice

Edited February 27, 2014 by bearfodder

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

You are seriously comparing tree cutting with rocket science?

 

Its as simple as making sure you take a pee before you put the harness on and that isn't rocket science

 

No compassion for those with overactive bladders or IBS then?.

 

Catheter and leg bag for me.

 

Once got caught short after delivering logs (pun int) in the middle of nowhere for a #2. Driving up concrete road (it was dark atleast), pulled over, dropped pants and hung off back of pickup i.e. feet on tow bar and hands on tailgate hooks to achieve best angle. I felt guilty for leaving such a humdinger 10"x2" by the roadside, this is too much information sorry,

[normandylumberjack]

Big plastic milk bottle with a handle and a big opening, like you get in the UK, can have it sent up, slip the end of your johnson in and pee away. If all else fails and your going to be seen anyway, just make it memorable, Helicopter for example, at least you will go down in the Arbtalk hall of fame/shame

[mikey11]

Typically I simply defecate into my Hand and throw it at passers by,whilst screeching like a Chimpanzee.

 

Funniest thing ive read in a while lol

[peatff]

Every profession deals with the unexpected, or the expected happening when unexpected.

 

But you have me thinking you may have a good quality if someone needs to hire a climber. Sounds like you have never needed to take a leak up in a tree. And that seems like it would be almost a credential ... lol

 

You could have it in your signwriting, " Call the professionals, we won't s&!t on your tortoise or p!&& on your washing "

 

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[ArthurBottlesworth]

Would have been much much worse for Fred Dibnah up a factory chimney

No where to go and everyone watching

[Joe Newton]

Big plastic milk bottle with a handle and a big opening, like you get in the UK, can have it sent up, slip the end of your johnson in and pee away. If all else fails and your going to be seen anyway, just make it memorable, Helicopter for example, at least you will go down in the Arbtalk hall of fame/shame

 

Why the big opening?

 

 

[normandylumberjack]

Why the big opening?

 

 

 

Because I'm Cornish! Also lets the "vapour" out anti glug style, like on a fuel tank:001_tt2:

[Aicchalmers]

Would have been much much worse for Fred Dibnah up a factory chimney

No where to go and everyone watching

Once he's at the top .. into the chimney .. or just a sly one while tying the ropes .. can't be raining that much when it hits the ground from 150ft

[Sandworks]

Ah Lads you are taking the piss with this thread…..heh heh…….