New Series - Customers from Hell!

[tommer9]

Nice customer mate!!!

You did the right thing though in my opinion; it was a hassle, she was stuck up her own proverbial, but she was also the customer, who i reckon should always believe they are right!!

[Dean Lofthouse]

I have just said, "look love, I'm here to take your tree down, not apply for the scoffieurs job"

 

Scoffieur, what the ek's a scoffieur Dean ,,,, Chaffeur I meant,,,, oh I don't know how to spell it

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Was she nice?

 

Er, No!!! Guessing in her seventies and not exactly with-it! Husband was well and truly under the thumb. Even her voice had that sick ring to it. Must have got out of bed the wrong side because I didn't find it funny until now; my buddy on the other hand was killing himself and trying not to show it! Personality disorder me thinks; she was stuck in victorian times and spoke like it. Floral wallpaper in the hall, you name it. I was actually beginning to wonder if it was a big wind-up, Jeremy Beadle style... Funny, she was putting on all her airs and graces yet in the drive was a newish vectra and a Austin Meastro; the latter was hers!

[tommer9]

Scoffieur, what the ek's a scoffieur Dean ,,,, Chaffeur I meant,,,, oh I don't know how to spell it

 

And todays spelling test is the word for a "driver"......

[nuggsy]

you never know treecutterdartmoor, you could be on roague traders ha ha only joking, i wouldnt b able to stay quiet like. whos got the experience and qualifications lol

[Mark Bolam]

You got paid mate, and on the same day you did the job.

 

She does sound totally barking, but I'd rather have ten of her than one 'sane' customer who has 'lost' their cheque book!

 

We'd be bored if they were all the same!

 

Fair play for keeping your cool.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Wish I'd planted a camera somewhere and video'd the lot - could have posted it on here - would have been well funny!

[Mike Hill]

She really did sound mental,fair play to you though.Some times when difficult clients sense they are winding you up,it only makes it worse.

[geoff]

poor lady, prob had dementia or something,takes all sorts,pain at the time but a good tale after!

[bazbro]

This is your bank calling..... you know that cheque you banked!!!!

 

bet she cancels it!!!

 

get it fast tracked now if you can. had a few of these in my time.

 

Baz