Philosophical one liners

[pie eater pete]

"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it"

[Jonathan O'Leary]

It is what it is

 

If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

[jaime bray]

My mamma always said..... "Life is lark a box oh chocolats....you neva know what yar gonna gehrrrrt!!!"

[Gary Prentice]

6 P's

 

Proper Preparation Prevents P--s Poor Performance

[TGB]

Do one legged ducks swim in circles...

 

Does the Pope wear white...

 

Do cardinals wear red...

 

Aren't golf balls round...

 

If you're planing something flat, don't use a rasp.

 

... about at useful as a pair of wellies with a hole in them.

 

Skating on thin ice, is like throwing muck into the fan. Sooner or later, the inevitable is gonna happen.

Edited June 22, 2013 by TGB

[Shane]

Good things come to those who wait, but much better things come to those who get off their ar5e and make it happen.

 

I've never heard a judge say 'well, as you HOPED it would all run smoothly and, as you said in your plea, you were unlucky, we can forget the smashed bus, crushed house and mutilated body - CASE Dismisssed'

[MrNick]

Often said by a work mate of mine .... you might as well wish in one hand and sh1t in the other. You know which will be full first!

[Paul Smith]

You can only P**s with the c•ck you got!

[difflock]

The cream may well rise.

But shite also floats.

 

It taks the ould dawg fer the hard road.

 

 

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

 

And quite genuinely one of my maternal grandmothers.

"the bigger the Bible, the bigger the barstewart hiding behind it"

 

words are like bullets, once aimed and fired they cannot be called back. (I claim that one)

 

Blood is thicker than water.

 

He (or she) didnay lick that off the water.

 

Whats bred in the blood comes out in the bone.

 

Old dog new tricks

Horse and water

 

Herding cats.

 

Wandering like ducks in thunder

 

as organised as a fart in a whirlwind

[GardenKit]

About as much use as a bottle of crisps.