Philosophical one liners

[Pat Ferrett]

Sometimes you don't know your doing something you don't want to do until you've done it...

 

Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

[Paulfreebury]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

 

Lol! good one

[JimM]

You've got two hopes, and one of them's Bob.

[elicokiz]

Dont tell me the skys the limit when there are footprints on the moon

 

you only get out what you put in

 

mighty oaks from small acorns grow

 

Theres no such thing as a stupid question when you dont know the answer

 

 

If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands.

Douglas adams

[nepia]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

 

 

Confucius say... man who go to bed with sexual problem wake up in morning with solution in hand.

[Tractor62]

He who never makes a mistake never makes anything

 

Like watching a monkey ****ing a football

[s.varty]

You've got two hopes, and one of them's Bob.

 

There was another like that said by don king, " he,s got two chances, slim and none and slim,s left town"

[KnotSure]

Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye!

[Dilz]

A work mate came up with this un today - 'If a fat girl falls over in the woods and there is nobody there to see it do the trees laugh?

 

- If at first you don't succeed Skydiving isn't for you'

 

'Boss' - Can't isn't a word I use in my vocabulary nor should you

'Employee' - But how do you say "you can't say can't"

[Gerbutt]

Always be yourself.

Unless you can be a pirate.

Then always be a pirate.