Funny things customers say ?

[White Noise]

This really makes me chuckle .The answer machine says you have 2 messages . So I press play the first one says call me Ive got a tree in my garden ? Next one says Ive got a tree in my garden and the height is all at the top

Sure some of you hardcore tree men have heard some funny or ridiculous quotes from customers if so please share .

[kev7937]

"Ooh that looks a little sore" whilst carrying a 020, probably the only quip that's actually made me laugh.

 

Far far better than "I've changed my mind can you put it back"

[MATTMOSS]

'I love trees but not this one'

 

'These are forest trees'

 

Most annoying are the ones that wait until youve come down the trees and cleaned up and then say.........can you just....

 

im sure some more classics will follow

[Rich2484]

"Ooh that looks a little sore" whilst carrying a 020, probably the only quip that's actually made me laugh.

 

Far far better than "I've changed my mind can you put it back"

 

I'm going to have to remember that one. That looks a little sore. :lol: classic.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

I had a voicemail in the week "logs please" and that was it! No hello, name, address, number, nothing!!!

[Mark Bolam]

I have a fair few, but my favourite (not me or my job, nicked off here) is a posh lady bringing the teas out mid-way through a dismantle and commenting 'how well the disabled boy was doing'.

 

She'd mistaken spikes for leg calipers.

[silky fox]

:D:D ha ha!...i just spat my Stella out!...canny one that Mark:thumbup:

[Ty Korrigan]

This really makes me chuckle .The answer machine says you have 2 messages . So I press play the first one says call me Ive got a tree in my garden ? Next one says Ive got a tree in my garden and the height is all at the top.

 

and there's monkey's and every'ting except dags and its at least 100feeee tall and you'll need a crane and stuff and I'll tell you what to do when you get here, I've got a chainsaw (Chian saaaw...its chinese) and me neighbour can't sleep since she realised the tree could kill here if it fell on her head and I'll pay cash so I will God love you and you'll be insured won't you..?

:lol:4

Ty

p.s

This really happens...

[oldwoodcutter]

After laying my hedgetrimming gear out on someones lawn ready to make a start the other day,he enquired if i needed any electricity.

[silky fox]

get that one all the time...