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25. I know we agred that you was just to fell and cut to managable bits...but since its just me and my wife living here... Could you cut the lengths to firewood and put it in the shed? (This was for real, just after we packed up and was about to leave....!?! AND he assumed we would do this for FREE!!!):secruity:

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25. I know we agred that you was just to fell and cut to managable bits...but since its just me and my wife living here... Could you cut the lengths to firewood and put it in the shed? (This was for real, just after we packed up and was about to leave....!?! AND he assumed we would do this for FREE!!!):secruity:

 

If I had a pound for the amount of times this has happened to me....(But I'm a softy - so I've always done it!)

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when felling in to a small gap "tighter than a nun's c*nt"

 

When u see an old rough bird "pus*y like a butchers dustbin"

 

To a slow climber "like a smail with a hernea"

 

"Ford Ranger Pickups are clit trucks....Every c*nt has one"

 

"Calm Yourself"

 

"Dry old job" when no tea supplied

 

"as useful as a dick flavoured lollipop!"

 

When someone gets cocky "sit down before you hurt yourself"

 

"I'd hang out the back of her anyday" speaks for itself

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