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I think ignorance in general of men's health issues is the biggest killer. We are loathed to discuss things with other men for fear of looking weak. This has to change, my ignorance of my health nearly proved fatal, but for timely intervention, and I stupidly blundered onwards trying to work when I was at my sickest, in denial maybe. We are not invincible, oh yes our minds trick us to think we can take on anything, but we can't. Health issues, however seemingly trivial, must be checked out as soon as they crop up, so the docs have the best chance of curing you before it's too late.

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Ere, I went to the Dr. with a lump in my scrotum.

Our GP.

He had a quick fondle (what other word is there?)

Said,

Not to worry, I can fix that.

Magiced up a fearsome looking hypodermic needle.

Stabbed my scrotum, then crushed it between his finger and thumb.

Just a Cyst apparently.

Felt like a proper prick I did.

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In all seriousness a mate at Uni had TC, so I have always been aware.

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Was there a plausible theory it is possibly caused by

(i) Young men wearing sump/lube oil soaked overalls or jeans.

(ii) Absently mindedly scratching their balls.

The cancer causing stuff in the sump/lube oil then taking effect.

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Ere, I went to the Dr. with a lump in my scrotum.

Our GP.

He had a quick fondle (what other word is there?)

Said,

Not to worry, I can fix that.

Magiced up a fearsome looking hypodermic needle.

Stabbed my scrotum, then crushed it between his finger and thumb.

Just a Cyst apparently.

Felt like a proper prick I did.

*****************************

In all seriousness a mate at Uni had TC, so I have always been aware.

****************************

Was there a plausible theory it is possibly caused by

(i) Young men wearing sump/lube oil soaked overalls or jeans.

(ii) Absently mindedly scratching their balls.

The cancer causing stuff in the sump/lube oil then taking effect.

 

 

Nah can't be. I scratch and play with mine all the time.....:001_tongue::lol:

 

Seriously always check. But then there is a time and place and the police and public don't take it too well doing it in public like on the beach. :lol:

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Nah can't be. I scratch and play with mine all the time.....:001_tongue::lol:

 

Seriously always check. But then there is a time and place and the police and public don't take it too well doing it in public like on the beach. :lol:

 

Simples

Get the Mrs. to do it for you.

One of the first things the Mrs. done for me.

On our first date too.

Still married 31 years later.

So she musta found whatever she was looking for.

So, did I, mind:thumbup:

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