Groundsman needed

[Stephen Blair]

I am not going to polish this up and i dont tolerate idiots so if this is you then email ME, i am not going to PM or phone YOU.

 

I want you to tell me you will work until you cant, you wont moan or groan and talk nonesense just to impress, you will work late with out question and never use your mobile phone at work or be a smoker, turn up hung over and always be presentable and in a good mood whether you are lifting logs or picking up hedge cuttings. You will clean out the vans and trucks, after work in your own time because it will of been you that left it full of crap, you wont try and take me to court if you fall off a kerb, trip over a rake and if you have a ticket to say you can do it then be it on your own head if you have an accident because i am not loosing my house because you are incompotent and want an easy life. You will not steal from me, either assets or work. This is the real world and not an advert in a glossy arb magazine, you will go home wondering what that smell is, and it will be you, hungry, tired and stinking of sweat, i will pay you on time every week for the work you have done, i will tell you once and expect you to do it to the best of your ability and more, you will need to learn quick and the words WHY and NO shall not be in your vocabulary, you will need to impress me from the second we make contact, i dont like swearing on site, football or racism we will be working very close together from 8am till when ever we go home and i dont know when that will be from one day to the next, i wont drop you off for a haircut and anything bar tree related stuff is in your own time. Dont even think about asking me about wages because i will decide that after your week that you are going to work for nothing as an interview, i have a excellent reputation for my work ethic and jobs that i do, i am not going to waste a life time of hard work and discipline on someone who doesnt care. If this is something that you can offer me then i would love to hear from you.

[Robert_S]

you have a pm!!!!!!!!! :lol:

 

That must be the best job description ive ever read very funny stevie and very true.

 

( only joking theres no pm )

[Frank]

Do we get a company car or 4x4? Do you supply digs?

If so, I'm moving to Scotland.

[sean]

I am not going to polish this up and i dont tolerate idiots so if this is you then email ME, i am not going to PM or phone YOU.

 

I want you to tell me you will work until you cant, you wont moan or groan and talk nonesense just to impress, you will work late with out question and never use your mobile phone at work or be a smoker, turn up hung over and always be presentable and in a good mood whether you are lifting logs or picking up hedge cuttings. You will clean out the vans and trucks, after work in your own time because it will of been you that left it full of crap, you wont try and take me to court if you fall off a kerb, trip over a rake and if you have a ticket to say you can do it then be it on your own head if you have an accident because i am not loosing my house because you are incompotent and want an easy life. You will not steal from me, either assets or work. This is the real world and not an advert in a glossy arb magazine, you will go home wondering what that smell is, and it will be you, hungry, tired and stinking of sweat, i will pay you on time every week for the work you have done, i will tell you once and expect you to do it to the best of your ability and more, you will need to learn quick and the words WHY and NO shall not be in your vocabulary, you will need to impress me from the second we make contact, i dont like swearing on site, football or racism we will be working very close together from 8am till when ever we go home and i dont know when that will be from one day to the next, i wont drop you off for a haircut and anything bar tree related stuff is in your own time. Dont even think about asking me about wages because i will decide that after your week that you are going to work for nothing as an interview, i have a excellent reputation for my work ethic and jobs that i do, i am not going to waste a life time of hard work and discipline on someone who doesnt care. If this is something that you can offer me then i would love to hear from you.

 

 

quality......whoever wants the job after reading that ad steve is definately the worker for you:thumbup:

[ukminch]

I like it:thumbup:

 

You know what you want and you'll get it:001_tt2:

 

No nonsense or BS that is to much the norm in this world.

 

R

 

 

P.S PM me with a phone number, my hourly rate, and the accomodation I will receive along with relocation expenses and we may be able to talk - Sorry couldn't resist:001_tt2:

[Tommy_B]

Good luck Buddy!! No-one can claim that you weren't up front with what you wanted!!! Most honest Job description I've ever seen!! haha!!

[Joe]

fairplay mate, I'd love to work with you! if i was a bit closer i'd be sending you a PM

[felixthelogchopper]

Would you pay my diesel from Essex?

[Rob D]

Excellent Stevie - I particulary like the bit about not talkign about football!!

 

 

[pyro]

If only you were closer, im sure id be willing to commit to thatto get started somewhere!

 

Ben