Guess who got arrested this morning

[Stubby]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Parked down the lane when the rural 

policing unit comes by at 3:15am, drunk in charge of a motor vehicle, and possession of cannabis. Got a caution for the weed; and a NFA for the drunk in charge. Talk about a waste of police time! Bonus was they did give me a lift back to the van.

Well done Egger . You dodged one there . They could have been a lot more snotty .

[Johnsond]

1 hour ago, topchippyles said:

Very lucky drunk in charge is normally a ban or big points and fine.

I agree Les, a mate pissed up sleeping on back seat of his car in Portree was done for the same offence and got a two year ban. Barmouth lad I might add. 

[eggsarascal]

32 minutes ago, Bob The Dog said:

Not really. They’re doing the job of trying to keep people safe on the roads. They’ve done the right thing, have established no likelihood of driving during the process and let him go. And taken him home too! Drink drivers cause misery all over the country, and I’m glad the police are out there taking positive action. 

I agree to a certain extent, but when I’ve got the drivers seat facing to the back and in my boxers and night shirt it’s fairly obvious I’ve no intention of going anywhere. Over zealous, that, imo is why they give it a NFA.

[eggsarascal]

35 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Well done Egger . You dodged one there . They could have been a lot more snotty .

I gave them no lip mate, when I got to speak to the duty solicitor she said they’ve got nothing, apart from the weed on you, she’d already spoken to the duty Sargent/officer.

[Mike Hill]

Did you have to show them the Keys?

 

How did they find the " Devils Lettuce?"

 

Good you got off,sad they didn't have anything better to do.

[eggsarascal]

20 minutes ago, Mike Hill said:

Did you have to show them the Keys?

 

How did they find the " Devils Lettuce?"

 

Good you got off,sad they didn't have anything better to do.

Yeah, they wanted to see where the keys were, the herb wasn’t hidden, it was on the passenger seat. What people don’t understand is, I don’t care anymore. I used to, but not now. Talking to the officer who took me back to the van, I said, only this retarded country worry about a bit of weed these days.

[peds]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

...but when I’ve got the drivers seat facing to the back ...

 

Should be an absolute no-brainer then, they should have spun on their heels and f*cked right off. I'd be livid.

[Whoppa Choppa]

5 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Parked down the lane when the rural 

policing unit comes by at 3:15am, drunk in charge of a motor vehicle, and possession of cannabis. Got a caution for the weed; and a NFA for the drunk in charge. Talk about a waste of police time! Bonus was they did give me a lift back to the van.

 

Loser.

[eggsarascal]

16 minutes ago, Whoppa Choppa said:

 

Loser.

How charming.

[eggsarascal]

1 hour ago, peds said:

 

Should be an absolute no-brainer then, they should have spun on their heels and f*cked right off. I'd be livid.

Problem is, if I start I’ll run me mouth. Best for me to stay calm and collected these days. I knew apart from a bit of weed they’d got nothing on me. There was no point kicking up.