Jokes???

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[bluebedouin]

18 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

I'll have to ask around and see if I can actually find it!  😂

Just follow the directions in the link I gave.

[topchippyles]

The old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered

'THE TEETH'. ”  

[Billhook]

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[Honda]

Prince Charles in bad mood as wrong parent dies. 

[youngsbury]

[bluebedouin]

Duke of Edinburgh was driving through Glasgow when he accidentally hit a taxi & dented the wing of his car but with no damage to the taxi.
The cabbie got out & started ranting & raving at the Duke who calmly sat there & took the abuse.
When the cabbie stopped for a breath Prince Philip said,
"My dear fellow there's no need to get so irate.Our insurance companies can sort out this little mishap.What's the name of yours?"
Cabbie says,"Ah away & get fooked."
Prince Philip replies,"And the address?"

Edited April 9, 2021 by bluebedouin

[scbk]

94 year old female monarch. GSOH, own palace. Seeking male for like minded fun. Ask for Liz.