Jokes???

[woodlover2]

The missus asked what I was doing on the computer.

I said I was looking for cheap flights...

She got all excited, which is strange as she'd never shown any interest in darts before!

[woodlover2]

I'm afraid of elevators. I take a lot of steps to avoid them.

[woodlover2]

I overdosed on viagra once it was the hardest day of my life.

[woodlover2]

Mickey Mouse is in the divorce court...

Judge: I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but I don't think that your wife having buck teeth is grounds for divorce.

MM: I never said she had buck teeth, I said she was f@@k@@g Goofy!

[woodlover2]

A huge thank you to one of my neighbours for allowing me to borrow her large sheet of plastic covering. Ta Pauline

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[nepia]

1 hour ago, muttley9050 said:

What's with the drainage report?

What the heck is it doing attached to the vid?!  It's not meant to be.

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