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[muttley9050]

Thought of the Day [emoji23]

Q: How many group members does it take to change a light bulb ?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
3 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

1 more to say. Surely it's a lamp[emoji23]

[Rac man]

[petercb]

1 more to say. Surely it's a lamp[emoji23]

Watch it you! Be having words with Mr Bullman! [emoji23] [emoji23]

[SamanthaSunny]

On 28/02/2021 at 20:14, Stubby said:

Bee Bo Sam ! Were you been bud ?

I have moved house my lovely friend 🤗 every spare minute is spent on decorating and a million other tasks 🙂 x oh and I managed to damage my stupid back helping to move a jacuzzi 🤦🏻‍♀️ We were missing the sea view so hubby treated himself to a hot tub and the crane could not get it where it needed to be so I helped to re locate it and my back has been hurting for days now. I am an idiot 😂 it’s lovely to relax in though and the kids love it x  how are you Stubby ?  🤗

[Stubby]

26 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

I have moved house my lovely friend 🤗 every spare minute is spent on decorating and a million other tasks 🙂 x oh and I managed to damage my stupid back helping to move a jacuzzi 🤦🏻‍♀️ We were missing the sea view so hubby treated himself to a hot tub and the crane could not get it where it needed to be so I helped to re locate it and my back has been hurting for days now. I am an idiot 😂 it’s lovely to relax in though and the kids love it x  how are you Stubby ?  🤗

 

26 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

how are you Stubby ?  🤗

Old mate . just old 🙂

[Doug Tait]

Stubby, I'm absolutely convinced Trigger meant to call you wise, rather than old. He's just been too busy to clarify! 

[Stubby]

13 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

Stubby, I'm absolutely convinced Trigger meant to call you wise, rather than old. He's just been too busy to clarify! 

So , that would be a wise man about to pop his cloggs , Gotcha ! 👍

[Khriss]

19 minutes ago, Stubby said:

So , that would be a wise man about to pop his cloggs , Gotcha ! 👍

Am sure you will see me out, Mr Stubby. K

[youngsbury]

[Ratman]