Jokes???

[roboted]

 

Edited January 25, 2021 by roboted

[eggsarascal]

2 hours ago, Big J said:

Please can we keep the jokes thread clear of these bloody pop quizzes? 

 

They don't qualify as jokes and if you're not interested in them (as is the case for me), then they are pretty annoying.

Keep ya shirt on J, it's only an Internet forum.

[Khriss]

2 hours ago, Big J said:

Please can we keep the jokes thread clear of these bloody pop quizzes? 

 

They don't qualify as jokes and if you're not interested in them (as is the case for me), then they are pretty annoying.

Sorry 😉  one for you J,  one Koala says "  fancy a bit of hows yr father?"  other Koala says " oh my god! A talking Koala!!"   K

[Rich Rule]

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, Rich Rule said:

I dare ya.

[Rich Rule]

Hopefully Big J will be happy now.

[Robbyrasta]

[djbobbins]

Can’t see much wrong with that... probably carefully engineered to automatically unhitch if the trailer gets a weave on!! [emoji23][emoji85]

[Logdaft]

Billy was out in his Land Rover one day, and he stopped to help a young lady at the side of the road who had broken down.

He found the fault, and was for heading on his way when she says that she really appreciates his help, maybe they could go out for a drink some time.

On the night they got on really well. They saw each other several times, and eventually decided to make things permanent.

A few months after the wedding Billy is in the garage and his wife is in there with him, watching him work on his Land Rover, something he does most evenings and weekends.

She says quietly "You spend a lot of time in here. I think it's time you sold that Land Rover."

Billy replies "You sound like my ex wife."

"You never told me you'd been married before!" she retorts.

"I haven't," said Billy.

[Mark J]

My wife tells me a small penis shouldn't be a problem in a good relationship. She's right. I still wish she didn't have one though.

Edited January 26, 2021 by Mark J