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Now I’m Irish and not much of a royalist but I think there are thousands of things we can share jokes about besides making light of the passing of Prince Philip r.I.p.

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Just bought the ex-wife a solar powered vibrator. Seeing as the sun shines out of her arse - it should save her a fortune in batteries!

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Just bought the ex-wife a solar powered vibrator. Seeing as the sun shines out of her arse - it should save her a fortune in batteries!

 

Ha ha ha!!!

 

I got the Mother in Law a Dildo and a pair of slippers. If she doesn't like the Slippers she can go and **** herself!!!:lol:

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A thick mate is baffled by his orange penis. The doctor asks "does anyone in your family have this condition?" Mick replies "No, not at all". "Do you handle chemicals at work?", "I don't work" Mick replies. "Well what do you do all day?" the doc asks. "Watch porn and eat Wotsits!" says Mick.......

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A local dyke dweller hereabouts went up in front of magistrates for shooting a golden eagle.He pleaded that his wife and kids were starving,that he wouldn't normally dream of shooting eagles but he couldn't bear to see his little children go hungry.

The bench took pity on him and let him off in the circumstances.On the way out in the foyer he bumped into the old magistrate who asked him how the bird tasted,after a few moments of hard thinking he replied "completely different from swan"

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