Jokes???

[Matthew Arnold]

Official joke of the year 2010.... Two women were sitting quietly, minding their own business.

[White Noise]

What do you call a good looking guy going out with a ginger . A hostage

[nepia]

What do you call an Aussie holding a glass of champagne?

 

 

 

 

 

A waiter.

[likeitorlumpit]

What do you call an Aussie holding a glass of champagne?

 

 

 

 

 

A waiter.

 

brilliant:thumbup:

[Matthew Arnold]

Tommy got kicked out of maths class today! Teacher asked him, "If I gave you £20 and you paid £5 to Joanne, £5 to Claire and £5 to Katie, what would you have?" Aparrently 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab was not the answer.

[Mark J]

The bastard dog ran off tonight, so I walked round the park calling it's name for twenty minutes and still couldn't find it. Wor lass said that I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo but I still can't find the thing...

[Tommy_B]

The bastard dog ran off tonight, so I walked round the park calling it's name for twenty minutes and still couldn't find it. Wor lass said that I should look harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo but I still can't find the thing...

 

Ha ha ha!! Brilliant!!

[Tommy_B]

How do you confuse a total idiot?

 

 

Zebra

[Mark Bolam]

Class Mark.

 

Tommy - I don't get it?

[Tommy_B]

 

Tommy - I don't get it?

 

Read it again mate!!