Jokes???

[Christopher Schroeter]

The host of a fancy dress party answers the door to find a man on the step carrying a woman on his Back!*

 

 

It's supposed to be fancy dress mate, come back when you've got a costume.

 

 

I am in fancy dress. I'm a tortoise. This is Michelle

[sloth]

Three mates turn up to a fancy dress party one green from head to toe, one red from top to toe, and one with his penis in a bowl of custard. The the doorman says "you have to explain this or you're not coming in."

"I'm green with envy says the first", and "I'm red with rage" says the second. So the doorman lets them in, "but you've got some explaining to do! " he says to the third.

"I'm f***ing disgusted", he says, "now can I come in, it's cold out here"

[Christopher Schroeter]

Haha. Then the 4th mate, turns up with his little Willy rammed into a pear.

The doorman looks at him for an explanation.

 

I've come in dis-pear!

[sloth]

Brilliant loving the fruit theme...

[markieg31]

Good bit of quality in the thread yer!

 

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[Christopher Schroeter]

[Stubby]

 

[TreeProfessional]

Haha. Then the 4th mate, turns up with his little Willy rammed into a pear.

The doorman looks at him for an explanation.

 

I've come in dis-pear!

 

And oldie but still makes me laugh. Never get tired of hearing/reading this one.

[eggsarascal]

Fifth bloke turns up with his willy in a biscuit tin. Doorman says 'what you upto sunshine'?

 

He replies.

 

I'm fecking crackers, now let me in!

[Christopher Schroeter]

Fifth bloke turns up with his willy in a biscuit tin. Doorman says 'what you upto sunshine'?

 

He replies.

 

I'm fecking crackers, now let me in!

Waaaaa!!!