Jokes???

[geoff]

That's a cracker Bob:lol:

[Shane]

Life is all about perspective, to most, the Titanic sinking was a disaster - the lobsters in the kitchen disagree.

[Mark Bolam]

I don't understand Shane?

Surely they drowned as well?

[TGB]

Lobsters live in salt water and can stand immense pressure. One of the few live animals, that cannot be transported by air freight.

[Mull]

There is also the fact that their claws would be banded, so on their escape they would be unable to hunt or protect themselves, and probably suffered a much slower and more painful death, poor wee lobsters.

[Mark Bolam]

De Caprio has a lot to answer for, the little bastard.

[Mull]

De Caprio has a lot to answer for, the little bastard.

 

 

In stiches here now Bolam, brilliant haha.

[Stubby]

I don't understand Shane?

Surely they drowned as well?

 

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[Eddy_t]

There is also the fact that their claws would be banded, so on their escape they would be unable to hunt or protect themselves, and probably suffered a much slower and more painful death, poor wee lobsters.

 

 

Not quite, nobody knows how long lobsters live, although we know they can go dormant and regenerate damaged limbs. Saline water corrodes and perishes rubber pretty quickly too, they'd have been fine in a week.

[RichieR]

Not quite, nobody knows how long lobsters live, although we know they can go dormant and regenerate damaged limbs. Saline water corrodes and perishes rubber pretty quickly too, they'd have been fine in a week.

 

Well done Eddy at last a sensible answer