Jokes???

[Mull]

i dated a girl once with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh. If you put your ear to it i swear you could smell the ocean.

 

 

😂😂😂😂😂

[geoff]

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the coffee bar. Gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants. Takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist.

Gently at first and then ever so firmly. Tighter and tighter!!!

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

 

 

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the Tax Office."

[njmusk]

lolol

I didnt understand it, the missus found it hilarious and wanted to send it to her neice. She gets out more than me!

[njmusk]

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.He gives the young boy three 10p coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face.The father realises the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the 10p's but is still choking.

Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the coffee bar. Gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully pulls down his pants. Takes hold of the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist.

Gently at first and then ever so firmly. Tighter and tighter!!!

After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last of the 10p's, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

 

 

"No," the woman replied. "I'm with the Tax Office."

 

 

Bit like the old joke, Bloke laying in the dentists chair waiting to have a toothout, cups the dentists balls and says, now we are not going to hurt each other, are we?

[mickdundee]

Did you hear about the tree surgeon recruited by the mafiA. He was a goodfeller

[phcb92]

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

The flags a big plus

 

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I think the best thing is their currency, to be franc

 

 

(Sorry for digging up your old joke, i caught the page at random:lol: )

[Adam Bourne]

When I was young my parents couldn't afford Easter eggs so they used to hide bits of ham around the house.

 

 

I remember the pork hunts very fondly.

[Sandworks]

When I was young my parents couldn't afford Easter eggs so they used to hide bits of ham around the house.

 

 

I remember the pork hunts very fondly.

 

uhhh! that was a perfectly good good cup of tea!..... choking here:thumbup:

[Mark Bolam]

Cracking joke Adam.

Or crackling.

 

 

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[Mull]