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On 02/03/2024 at 13:13, Logdaft said:

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I seem to recall that this was a Spanish lighthouse and the American Navy, heard the transcript on a YouTube thing.

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6 minutes ago, PeteB said:

I seem to recall that this was a Spanish lighthouse and the American Navy, heard the transcript on a YouTube thing.

It’s been done with many different lighthouses/Navies 

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52 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

It’s been done with many different lighthouses/Navies 

I'd be more worried about the submarine running aground again, than a battleship that can atleast look out of the occasional porthole.

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3 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

It’s been done with many different lighthouses/Navies 

 

It's on a television advert too. Guinness? Specsavers?

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Was at a wedding at the weekend.

The vicar said "in celebration of the commitment of marriage, I ask all the married people to stand next to the person that has brought them so much love, worth and purpose to their life".

The barman was almost crushed in the rush to be near him!

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