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The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A34 in Cheshire recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"

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The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A34 in Cheshire recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"


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21 hours ago, Kyle Katarn said:

What’s white and silly?
A window sill.

Wots brown n slippery ? A slipper....*snores* k

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What’s white and blue and hangs from a tree?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What's green and brown,
has six legs,
12 feet long,
And if it fell on you out of a tree it would kill you?

















A snooker table!
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What’s white and silly?
A window sill.


What's 6 feet tall
White all over
Weighs 200+lbs
And if it fell on you from a tree would kill you?





















A fridge!
(I'll get my coat now)
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20 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:


What's 6 feet tall
White all over
Weighs 200+lbs
And if it fell on you from a tree would kill you?





















A fridge!
(I'll get my coat now)
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Phew.....

 

i wondered where that that was going...

 

As I scrolled down to find the answer I was thinking- ME 😂

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What's brown and steamy  and come out the back of cows ?

 

 

 

 

 

The Isle of Wight ferry .

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