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2 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

? Braille? Sorry, not a clue.

 

Indeed. The joke (and it's always funnier when you explain it) is that no-one so visually impaired as to require Braille would ever need access to a Pilot's Lounge :D

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5 minutes ago, Big J said:

 

Indeed. The joke (and it's always funnier when you explain it) is that no-one so visually impaired as to require Braille would ever need access to a Pilot's Lounge :D

I think I preferred it when you posted the jokes your kids gave you!

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Young friend of mines got what he calls a drifter, you may have seen these bangers with unusually wide tyres, and lengths of strapping hanging out of the bumpers.
Well he broke down and a biker offered him a lift, but with no spare helmet he none the less accepted the ride, wearing the familiar baseball cap on back to front as youngsters do nowadays.
The biker, not too used to having someone on the back lost it on the dual carriageway but escaped injury .
My friend was not so lucky, passing motorists that were giving him attention said he deteriorated rapidly after they turned his head the right way round.

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