Jokes???

[Mark J]

[WirralBoy]

I'm thinking that this has been posted some time ago.

However, it'll get some folk thinking.

 

 

[Mark J]

[sime42]

[Yournamehere]

2 hours ago, sime42 said:

"Well I'd rather not, if it's all the same...

"Oh please, there is no-one else and I'm bustin'

So matey unzips the fly and pulls out his cock and its the mankiest foulest most disgusting cock you've ever seen in your life: black, green and purple; covered in scabs and dripping with puss.

"FFS mate...

"Just hold it will yer...

So he holds it till he's finished and goes to put it back in his trousers...

"Well shake the drops off, he says

He puts it back and wipes the scabs and puss off his hands and 

"Don't mind me asking, but what the hell is wrong with that?

"Don't know he says, pulling off the glove bandages...

"But I ent touching it!

 

[Probably Jim Davidson or Stan Boardman, probably circa 1976]

[Sorry if you're having you're tea]

"

[oldwoodcutter]

[Steve Bullman]

[WirralBoy]

[topchippyles]

Holly, Philip Schofield and Gino de campo were walking over a bridge.
Holly trips and gets her head stuck between the railings.
Without a sideways glance, Gino pulls aside her G-String and fu**s her senseless.
He stands back and tells Phillip "your turn"!
Phillip burst out into tears. "Whats wrong? Asks Gino.

Phillip sobs, "My head won't fit in the railings"

[WirralBoy]