Jokes???

[SamanthaSunny]

[Doug Tait]

45 minutes ago, SamanthaSunny said:

My new boss 😂

 

Is that the whimsical woodsman? Worked with guys once that often mentioned him

[Ratman]

[eggsarascal]

4 minutes ago, Ratman said:

Funny, but very serious. The lass I kick about with works in the local shop, she tells me the lads who own it run into the wholesalers every day to keep the alcohol stocked.

 

T'was twice a week before this lot started.

 

Did I just ruin the joke thread?

[difflock]

16 minutes ago, Ratman said:

We got a winner!

Edited January 7, 2021 by difflock

[Ratman]

Funny, but very serious. The lass I kick about with works in the local shop, she tells me the lads who own it run into the wholesalers every day to keep the alcohol stocked.
 
T'was twice a week before this lot started.
 
Did I just ruin the joke thread?

Can well believe it Yolky, i like a drink at home as many on here probably also do. I do a lot of my main shopping online with Asda, and fresh veg and stuff i get from my dad or nip in to lidl/spar on my way home from work, cuts down my interaction with folk etc during these crazy times, plus i can’t do being around loads of folk, i get trolley rage! But just of late i have struggled getting hold of a lot of the drinks i like from Asda due to them being “out of stock” so what you suggest appears to be norm throughout.

[David Cropper]

14 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Funny, but very serious. The lass I kick about with works in the local shop, she tells me the lads who own it run into the wholesalers every day to keep the alcohol stocked.

 

T'was twice a week before this lot started.

 

Did I just ruin the joke thread?

"The lass I kick about with". Can I assume you took my very sage advice and selected a fat bird to over winter with? If not, that's the last relationship advice I give you. Ungrateful wretch.

[Khriss]

@Ratman , is all those brewers producing hand gel alcohol . Disgraceful . K

[eggsarascal]

2 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

"The lass I kick about with". Can I assume you took my very sage advice and selected a fat bird to over winter with? If not, that's the last relationship advice I give you. Ungrateful wretch.

Afternoon David, hope you are well.

 

Stick your advice right up your...

 

 

[Paul in the woods]

13 minutes ago, Khriss said:

@Ratman , is all those brewers producing hand gel alcohol . Disgraceful . K

Just mix it with tonic and, if you're feeling posh, a dash of Angostura bitters.