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Three lads get together after a big night out and are nursing their hangovers whilst comparing their pissed-up behaviour from the night before.

First lad says - “I was so drunk when I got home last night, I blew Chunks.”

Second lad replies - “that’s nothing - I was so drunk I fell over, cut my leg open and then set fire to the kitchen curtains when I tried to make myself a snack.”

Third lad pipes up - “well, I shat myself on the bus, fell asleep, woke up in the bus depot and had to waddle two miles home.”

To which the first guy responds... “I don’t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.”

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22 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

That pic is from MM2 surely?

Although it pains me, you are correct, only seen the 2nd one a handful of times - the first was the best and the sequels got worse and worse - the 2nd was pretty good and the rest, pretty dodgy.

The dog came along in the 2nd one and had a go at the Gyro Copter fella - makes it MM2!

Looking forward to seeing all those Z1000 and GS1000s on the road in 2021!!

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