Jump to content

Log in or register to remove this advert

WOW


Kylus Sylvestris
 Share

Recommended Posts

Log in or register to remove this advert

1 hour ago, sime42 said:

Not a job I'd fancy that's for sure. A friend of mine used be a forensic scientist. She's left now as the excess of bodily fluids and general exposure to the grim inhumanity of humanity at times was too much for her. She saw some pretty horrendous stuff and mentioned that a lot of the worst of it never even makes the news. I think she worked for a private company too, it must be even worse at the CPS.

 

Previously to that she worked in some kind of narcotics forensics capacity. She was happier about the "perks" from that job!

 

 

whats she do now, Tree Officer?

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, Anno said:

Yep up to the eyeballs in piss, blood and jizz, trees are low hanging fruit for the Forensic Lab!

 

You'd think they'd be queuing to get a nice job that didn't come from inside a human

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, sime42 said:

Not a job I'd fancy that's for sure. A friend of mine used be a forensic scientist. She's left now as the excess of bodily fluids and general exposure to the grim inhumanity of humanity at times was too much for her. She saw some pretty horrendous stuff and mentioned that a lot of the worst of it never even makes the news. I think she worked for a private company too, it must be even worse at the CPS.

 

Previously to that she worked in some kind of narcotics forensics capacity. She was happier about the "perks" from that job!

 

 

Where my friend works they have a safe with the purest cocaine you can get in it, they use that as a benchmark to determine how valuable a seizure is.

Edited by Mark J
  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Similar. At my mates place they weren't very good at auditing/stock control. They never used to count or measure the amounts of substances that were seized apparently.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, sime42 said:

Similar. At my mates place they weren't very good at auditing/stock control. They never used to count or measure the amounts of substances that were seized apparently.

 

 

I know somebody who was nicked for a quantity of contraband and when it came to charging time it was a half of what there was, Who's going to argue with that? 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 hours ago, Mesterh said:

It would be interesting to hear what evidence the police found to arrest them. Hopefully it's good enough for a conviction.  

If it's anything like my house, they probably got a woman to check for sawdust in the washing machine :vollkommenauf:

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share


  •  

  • Featured Adverts

About

Arbtalk.co.uk is a hub for the arboriculture industry in the UK.  
If you're just starting out and you need business, equipment, tech or training support you're in the right place.  If you've done it, made it, got a van load of oily t-shirts and have decided to give something back by sharing your knowledge or wisdom,  then you're welcome too.
If you would like to contribute to making this industry more effective and safe then welcome.
Just like a living tree, it'll always be a work in progress.
Please have a look around, sign up, share and contribute the best you have.

See you inside.

The Arbtalk Team

Follow us

Articles

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.