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1 minute ago, topchippyles said:

Nearest neighbour to my workshop is 50m away and i have only milled during 10-4pm weekdays and letter of council today about the noise 😬 I will get sort it as usual but still a pain in the arse

'Kin people !

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Just now, topchippyles said:

Just frustrating mr subbs. Never new you been to usa before mate 

Well yes I have . Florida a few times but , have to admit your reply has shot over my head at a rate of knots 😁

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2 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Well yes I have . Florida a few times but , have to admit your reply has shot over my head at a rate of knots 😁

Did you not see the joke section today 

 

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious stubby walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,

"We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, stubby said,

"You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors - don't mess with them! 👴
 

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41 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Did you not see the joke section today 

 

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some old senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious stubby walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically,

"We're selling ass-holes."

Without skipping a beat, stubby said,

"You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors - don't mess with them! 👴
 

Yes . Heard it before . Its a good joke though ..

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11 hours ago, topchippyles said:

Nearest neighbour to my workshop is 50m away and i have only milled during 10-4pm weekdays and letter of council today about the noise 😬 I will get sort it as usual but still a pain in the arse

Go electric, simples!

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I had no near neighbours until the farmer adjoining me decided to apply for a house build 50 metres from the front of my house.
I made a point of objecting by amongst other things siting that I was damned if I was going to have to adapt chainsaw and other noisy pastimes through having a neighbour imposed on me. It turned out that they ignored all my valid objections. Took it to the Ombudsman and it cost over 40 K to slightly mitigate the breaches in vehicular access onto the main road. Luckily my neighbours a noisy bastard too🤣

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