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Feck Bolam, I thought this was a serious thread about travel advice...
Same advice goes for both. usually volatile, entry is not advised unless absolutely necessary and you should ensure you have adequate protection at all times.

It may be best to enter in small groups.

A member of the press may decide to accompany you.

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16 hours ago, difflock said:

First is your sister a gynaecologist? so ok it might be a little tight for elbow room, but assuming your sister is of reasonable small stature she should be OK as long as somebody keeps a good hoult of her ankles.

I don't know, I think if you feng shuei'd her cervix it could happily accommodate a small family!

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20 hours ago, Paul Cleaver said:

At this time of year she has go to sleep with her legs closed just in case bats decide to use her vagina for a summer roost.

It’s too busy as a cock roost to fit any bats in 😂

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