Job description/What they mean (Just for fun)

[Khriss]

...I thinned Sitka with a MuCullouch. Nice saw ( their Pro model - Heron barrel on it) but reminded me of the bags of shite you get palmed off with ! K

[Conor Wright]

...I thinned Sitka with a MuCullouch. Nice saw ( their Pro model - Heron barrel on it) but reminded me of the bags of shite you get palmed off with ! K

My old man had one.. only saw he owned, he killed some serious trees with it..(purely amateur, for our own use.. rayburn stove heated the whole house) it's on a shelf in my shed now.. as a warning from history!

[Shane]

I once saw a stump grinder on ebay and part of the heading was 'Not Stolen'.

By the time I stopped laughing the ad was pulled so never found out what they meant.

[mattplace]

"sold as seen" = don't phone me when it breaks down on the way home!

[Robbyrasta]

Ran well when last used- (30 years ago when it was parked here)

[Ratman]

"sold as seen" = don't phone me when it breaks down on the way home!

Had this scenario first hand,
Sold a 1990 mk2 RS Turbo to lad from London years back. He turned up after catching lots of trains to get here, had a look round car, checked engine bay and the likes as you do, took it for a drive, passed comment on how clean it was, how free from oil it was in the usual places etc.......
Rang me up 3 hours later telling me he was on the services broken down, there was a severe oil leak and loss of drive??? ?‍♂️
I said, well you checked round it, drove it, commented on it for being clean etc, and you also signed a little piece of paper, a written receipt that said “sold as seen, no warranties given”.... he put phone down on me [emoji15] how rude! ?

[maybelateron]

Needs painting/ needs a lick of paint = might be stolen/don't get caught before it looks different

[Khriss]

2 hours ago, Ratman said:

Had this scenario first hand,
Sold a 1990 mk2 RS Turbo to lad from London years back. He turned up after catching lots of trains to get here, had a look round car, checked engine bay and the likes as you do, took it for a drive, passed comment on how clean it was, how free from oil it was in the usual places etc.......
Rang me up 3 hours later telling me he was on the services broken down, there was a severe oil leak and loss of drive??? ?‍♂️
I said, well you checked round it, drove it, commented on it for being clean etc, and you also signed a little piece of paper, a written receipt that said “sold as seen, no warranties given”.... he put phone down on me how rude! ?

......should have added on receipt " an don't red line it all the way back home - you absurd southern Cock end !" K

[Khriss]

( RS2000 worth a fortune now !)

[oldwoodcutter]

Due to continued growth we require additional workers. Due to the boss constantly balling and shouting nobody stays longer than 3 weeks anyway, and even the sub contract climber steers clear unless he’s really desperate for a handful of cash.