A predominately outside and varied work life. How has yours been?

[Vespasian]

2 minutes ago, Stubby said:

I don't believe you .

yes, very funny, sides are splitting.      now please attempt to be original next time round...   I can only take so much..    

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Vespasian said:

   I can only take so much..    

No no . We can only take so much .

[Vespasian]

1 minute ago, Stubby said:

No no . We can only take so much .

Takes off to kitchen to make coffee..   gives Stubby time to think of someythin thats actually amusing...

[Stubby]

1 minute ago, Vespasian said:

Takes off to kitchen to make coffee..   gives Stubby time to think of someythin thats actually amusing...

Ok .

[Jwoodgardenmaintenance]

There's some really good experience on here what has actually been lived and then there's the like of vesp says he's a gardener / wanna be arborist but actually should become a full time story teller because that much shit flows out of his mouth he needs a nappy strapped to his chin and a toilet roll holder on the left cheek really good thread till he poured his bullshit on here like 

[Ratman]

 

Class Mick, still pissing myself! Fucking carbon copy, brilliant!!!

[Vespasian]

21 minutes ago, Jwoodgardenmaintenance said:

There's some really good experience on here what has actually been lived and then there's the like of vesp says he's a gardener / wanna be arborist but actually should become a full time story teller because that much shit flows out of his mouth he needs a nappy strapped to his chin and a toilet roll holder on the left cheek really good thread till he poured his bullshit on here like 

Was you not entertained?...   

 

You know, I've always fancied myself as a writer, I mean I used to fancy my chances a an actor.  you know, a Richard Burton without the looks.. began when I was at school and our English teacher always had me up to do a reading.  I always fancied she saw somethin in there.

A talent of some sorts, perhaps a hidden gem to be teased out..   

 

Then I came across Shakespear and thought, you know what, I can do better than this..   one day I says to myself I'll knuckle down and write a short book..  a book about wizards and giants and spells and flying about on broomsticks..  trouble is J K Rollins got there first...

 

I suppose I'm left with writing about myself, the life and adventures of a jobbing gardener..  I think that might work, I just need to get giants and witches and flying wizards on broomsticks in there..

perhaps set it in Elizabethan England to use some of that Shakespearian prose in there as well..

 

Vespasian ambled over to the window to draw openeth the heavy curatins.. he pulleth them apart as the sun spatteth in his face....    yep can see that workin..   what do you think...

 

 

 

[Jwoodgardenmaintenance]

2 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

Was you not entertained?...   

 

You know, I've always fancied myself as a writer, I mean I used to fancy my chances a an actor.  you know, a Richard Burton without the looks.. began when I was at school and our English teacher always had me up to do a reading.  I always fancied she saw somethin in there.

A talent of some sorts, perhaps a hidden gem to be teased out..   

 

Then I came across Shakespear and thought, you know what, I can do better than this..   one day I says to myself I'll knuckle down and write a short book..  a book about wizards and giants and spells and flying about on broomsticks..  trouble is J K Rollins got there first...

 

I suppose I'm left with writing about myself, the life and adventures of a jobbing gardener..  I think that might work, I just need to get giants and witches and flying wizards on broomsticks in there..

perhaps set it in Elizabethan England to use some of that Shakespearian prose in there as well..

 

Vespasian ambled over to the window to draw openeth the heavy curatins.. he pulleth them apart as the sun spatteth in his face....    yep can see that workin..   what do you think...

 

 

 

Personally I say get a career change and become a journalist because they talk complete and utter shit aswell? You asked my opinion ?

[Joe Newton]

4 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

   what do you think...

 

 

 

I believe I speak for the majority,

 

I think, piss off. 

[Vespasian]

4 minutes ago, Jwoodgardenmaintenance said:

Personally I say get a career change and become a journalist because they talk complete and utter shit aswell? You asked my opinion ?

yes yes, but do you think my story might fly?...