Weirdest thing you have found in a hedge

[felixthelogchopper]

1 hour ago, Gary Prentice said:

So your risk assessments have now been altered to include the potential risk of mulching tramps?

Doesn't everybody's?

[aspenarb]

22 hours ago, Thesnarlingbadger said:

That would have been a hell of a wake up call for him

 Not uncommon for us to find strays living in the woods and land banks, found a whole encampment of very pissed/drugged  illegal`s on a site we cleared in St Albans.

 

4 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

So your risk assessments have now been altered to include the potential risk of mulching tramps?

Yep, the guys have been warned about the dangers of contracting Hep B when cleaning the tractor

 

Bob

[eggsarascal]

4 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

So your risk assessments have now been altered to include the potential risk of mulching tramps?

Is that what they call it these days?

 

[spudulike]

Found a Tanaka in a ditch in front of a hedge once, bit of a state and will never run again....the wife spotted it, the training is paying off?

[Ratman]

Found a Tanaka in a ditch in front of a hedge once, bit of a state and will never run again....the wife spotted it, the training is paying off[emoji3]

I would of expected more from a man of your calibre and reputation [emoji15] should be a screaming monster by now

[spudulike]

Not much you can do if it has been sitting in water for a few months?

[spuddog0507]

late 90s while triming a hedge back to put a footing in for a wall, just stood up in the hedge was a set of old 12g barrels well rusted to the extent that they where pourous the lad whos job it was took them and cleaned the lump up and exposed a date stamp of 1871 i think he still has the lump,

[Steve Bullman]

20 years ago this thread would have been full of hedge porn.  Sadly it’s mostly extinct now thanks to the internet.

 

the young ones won’t even know what I’m talking about 

[spuddog0507]

41 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

20 years ago this thread would have been full of hedge porn.  Sadly it’s mostly extinct now thanks to the internet.

 

the young ones won’t even know what I’m talking about 

got some of that on betamax, vhs and the double sided (where you got twice as much on one tape) video 2000, got one tape some where, porn one side, scott and charleans wedding on other but nowt to play it on these days.

[Toad]

7 hours ago, Steve Bullman said:

20 years ago this thread would have been full of hedge porn.  Sadly it’s mostly extinct now thanks to the internet.

 

the young ones won’t even know what I’m talking about 

The good old days. I remember the excitement you would feel when you saw a flash of the glossy cover of a magazine between the leaves and find a hearty stash of second hand grot.

 

One time it backfired though, I was pedalling along on my bicycle to my cousin's house when I caught sight of a paper bag stuffed in a hedge. I skidded to a halt, scampered over like only a 13 year old with the promise of used w*nk fodder could, pulled the magazine from the bushes and started furiously flicking through the pages in search of lovely, friendly ladies attempting to show you what they had for breakfast, only to find it was just full of naked gentlemen with massive boners. I'd stumbled across Hampshire's finest gay porn hedge accidentally.