Thieves!

[westphalian]

spam would not be humane

[kimtree]

4 hours ago, westphalian said:

spam would not be humane

Perhaps a sign on the gate ''Unauthorized persons will be made to eat spam'' will  be enough of a deterrent for future thieves  

[Mark J]

8 minutes ago, kimtree said:

Perhaps a sign on the gate ''Unauthorized persons will be made to eat spam'' will  be enough of a deterrent for future thieves  

Spam cannon.

 

[felixthelogchopper]

22 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Spam cannon.

 

Mutton musket.

[Rough Hewn]

When the officer came to take a statement from me, I showed him my large hazel club.
"Oh a small walking stick"
He said. [emoji57]
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[Haironyourchest]

Like this post if you love spam.

[andy cobb]

As someone mentioned earlier the poacher alarm mines that fire a blank 12 cartridge are brilliant tools, until you forget where you've set them, go storming into the yard stressed and in a rush to grab something, set one off, drop to the floor like a Vietnam vet, crush your phone screen and pooh your pants a little.

 

 

a friend told me.

[peatff]

22 hours ago, LeeGray said:

and where would spam come on the scale?

You might not be able to hit them with Spam if they have a good filter in place

[Gary Prentice]

On 10/08/2018 at 11:49, westphalian said:

spam would not be humane

FFS the intention is only to hit someone with it, not force them to eat it. That would be inhumane.

[Gary Prentice]

22 hours ago, Rough Hewn said:

When the officer came to take a statement from me, I showed him my large hazel club.
"Oh a small walking stick"
He said.

Ain’t it nice when it’s clear that there’re fighting your corner?