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3 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:

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Ah now, the French are a great bunch of lads.

It’s the Parisiennes who are a shower of bastards.

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1 hour ago, peds said:

I’ve lived in France for well over a decade now, and the obsession with paperwork is one reason, albeit a small one, that we are moving away.

 

I'm just waiting for the forms to be processed allowing us to leave the country.

Ah, that will be the infamous 'Quittus Fiscal' in triplicate, stamped and signed by the tax office, your social security organism, the mayor, your doctor, the gendarmerie and the local bar to say you have paid your tab.

 Stuart 

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Yep, that's the one.

 

As part of our preparations to move, I have to close my mobile phone account. They want me to send them a letter saying so.

 

A letter? How quaint!

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Long thread and I am sure this has been mentioned but walking into a parts department is where it usually takes place.

 

You walk in and nobody is waiting to be served, go up to the counter, look the assistant in the eye and the phone goes and they immediately pick it up and proceed with an enquiry or order.

 

Sorry mate, but I am standing here and they can wait and ring back!

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Just now, eggsarascal said:

I'm sure we're getting old and miserable Stubby. Posted at almost exactly 16.50.

Yea , near my bed time ?

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On 24/08/2018 at 20:01, Gary Prentice said:

But today the groundie is too busy taking selfies, complaining how sh*t his job is on twatter/faceache and tying his bootlaces/searching for his helmet, announcing that he didn't know it was a construction site and has left his hi-viz at the yard or rolling a fag when he gets on site for stuff like that....

 

 

If I have to ask one more time for someone to fill my saw while putting on a harness, spikes, throwing a line up etc, I'll :jumping38: And when you ask someone to do it, you'd think you'd asked to sleep with their sister from the looks thrown at you. 

 

I'm feeling grumpy tonight.:D

N wot wrong with Snow White n the other 6 'Little ' persons then... ;) K

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