Vasectomy...

[Richard 1234]

I have 2 boys and a girl, Idon't need no more now! I'm skint and haven't slept a full night in 6 years [emoji15] [emoji23]

Only another 30 years being skint to go then[emoji23][emoji23]

[Mortimer Firewood]

14 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

Not anymore

Is that an age thing or vasectomy thing.

 

Feel a bit guilty really the Mrs is having our 3rd in March and I’m worried about getting the snip. 

 

Im sure the guilt will pass. 

[eggsarascal]

First time I've looked at this thread, wish I hadn't bothered. Made me feel squeamish.

 

There's only one person getting their hands around my nads, and I'm keeping his name to myself.

[maria warwick]

Vasectomy was no problem.... but in hindsight i need not have bothered.... went for a sex-change op later on in life...... Now that's a tad more painful  !!

 

[dig-dug-dan]

16 hours ago, tony_t3d said:

The follow up appointment is possibly the most uncomfortable appointment I have ever attended.

So u have to ejaculate 20 times before the appointment.. Then abstain for 3 days and fill a pot.
This can be done at home so long as the sample is with them within an hour. My appointment fell 20 mins after my son finished school. So I had to take him with me. So I had filled a pot at home then picked him up and I was just dropping it off. The doctor only decided to inspect my sample in the waiting room by holding it up to the light for the whole room and my son to see.

I don't feel embarrassed easily but my god I wanted the floor to swallow me up

That's ridiculous. Had the ship nearly two years ago. My follow up to check for blanks is on the 8th. It's done by dropping in a sample to the hospital, who then tell my doctors the result, who then tell me. 

Edited January 2, 2018 by dig-dug-dan

[tony_t3d]

That's ridiculous. Had the ship nearly two years ago. My follow up to check for blanks is on the 8th. It's done by dropping in a sample to the hospital, who then tell my doctors the result, who then tell me. 

That's what they said to me... But I only ly had to wait 4 months

[Gary Prentice]

18 hours ago, Mortimer Firewood said:

Is that an age thing or vasectomy thing.

 

 

A marriage thing

[dig-dug-dan]

1 hour ago, tony_t3d said:

7 hours ago, dig-dug-dan said:

That's ridiculous. Had the ship nearly two years ago. My follow up to check for blanks is on the 8th. It's done by dropping in a sample to the hospital, who then tell my doctors the result, who then tell me. 

That's what they said to me... But I only ly had to wait 4 months

I was told to wait 4 months, i never got round to co ordinating dates with the hospital. Besides, being married form15 years, i am like santa, and i only get to come down her chimney and empty my sack once a year?

[Mortimer Firewood]

2 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

A marriage thing

I’m yet to experience the wonders of marriage!! 

 

Ive revised my position on getting the snip it’s been quite traumatic buying all the baby gear think the latter may be cheaper. 

[aspenarb]

10 hours ago, maria warwick said:

Vasectomy was no problem.... but in hindsight i need not have bothered.... went for a sex-change op later on in life...... Now that's a tad more painful  !!

 

Were you Mario pre op ?

 

Bob:)