Lawn sausages

[Dean Lofthouse]

I've turned round and drove away on two jobs this year after getting out the motor and starting to transfer kit round the back to find doggy do absolutely everywhere.

 

Absolutely no excuse for not cleaning it up when they know you are coming, they can stick their job

[geoff]

forget how many times ive been told' sorry about the mess,havn't had time to clear it all up'. They obviously had time to feed the mutt, often. not a fan of the dog log!

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

I've a customer with expensive american house cats (maine coons); their crap is always everywhere. The lady of the house loves the cats more then anything; she probably goes round putting a hazelnut on each poop!

[Mike Hill]

I absolutely detest Dog Turd covered gardens.

 

I refused to do a job once because the garden was foul,the weather had been Roasting and you could smell the back garden from the driveway.

 

The Boss got the hump with me for a while,but I was there to climb Trees,not deal with Bio Hazards.

[Ian C]

We did a garden clearance job last year in the village, big garden with dog bangers every where, He cleaned it up when we were there as it made him feel better, got asked at the end of the job to come back every month to keep on top of it, "dont worry about the price" he said i just want it to stop as it is. I went once after that, sh1t everwhere again,did an hour got in the van for a cuppa and i stank, crap all over my boots, trousers and van floor:thumbdown: told him that was the last time and never went back. i WILL NOT work in shite infested gardens.

[nailer]

A customer said to us, `Don`t let all that mess bother you, he only eats chicken and vegetables.`

 

I did a quote once and picked up a load while out in the back garden. On the way back through the house I`d managed to lose most of it along the hallway carpet.

[Ian C]

A customer said to us, `Don`t let all that mess bother you, he only eats chicken and vegetables.`

 

I did a quote once and picked up a load while out in the back garden. On the way back through the house I`d managed to lose most of it along the hallway carpet.

 

:lol:

[Arborist]

When I was in hunt kennels id get covered in the stuff, especially when they were fed on horse flesh and it was runny. They would run through it and then when you went in the lodge they would jump up on you and you'd get covered!

 

If I go to a job and the clients are in Ill ask them to move it and if there not in ill go around with a shovel and put it on there patio!

[jonathan hall]

poo on your rope dont make for a happy brother.

i almost fell off my chair over nailers comment, still wiping the tears away...

[Ben90]

Same here. There's nothing worse than doggy doo on your spikes half way up a tree. stinks like hell.

 

How big was this dog?

 

just casually propose you add £100 to the bill for a new climbing rope since you'll 'have to throw the one covered in poop away'. They'll be picking it up with their teeth once you say that...or getting someone else in..Preferably the former.