Pay back for the work clowns

[spudulike]

Expanding foam up the exhaust pipe.

Clingfilm over the toiler pan.

Fish and milk down the scuttle inlet under the windscreen.

Dildo in lunch box.

Laxatives in tea.

XS Viagra in food.

Dead mouse / other in jacket pocket.

Mento in coke bottle

 

You missed the rubber band in the bacon roll! And my prices change with how old my customers think I am:sneaky2:

[Daythe trees]

Thats why I suggested the lunch box thing . Lunch time not work time .

 

Good shout stubby. The trick is keeping a lid on it so the lads and you have a laugh, work gets done safely and the customer is none the wiser to how unhinged you all really are.

[harvey b davison]

Sorry, but practical jokes of any kind are out of the picture for me, i hate them. Any one goes near my tools or my food, and thats it, red rag and dont give damn, ive thrown hammers at people, thrown chairs out of room. I dont go to work, so effing idiots can have 'fun'. I dont do it to them so dont do it to me. I dont mind small banter, but thats it.

[dent]

I prefer to be subtle

Put the petrol can back in the van after they have just got it out

Empty the saw theyve just filled up and sit and watch as they think theyre going insane

[Shane]

Sack the winkers.

If thats their mentality I wouldn't want to rely on them.

I wonder if the customers would be impressed by such moronic behaviour.

 

Don't ever sink to their level.

[Joe Newton]

Lot of humourless people in here.

 

Practical jokes are great fun, as long as they're well judged.

 

Some of the ones mentioned here are ott though.

[Shane]

It's like so many things in life - know your audience.

 

I don't find the things listed funny - I want to get on with the work and go home.

[White Noise]

I love a bit of banter at work . I also love being a bit silly .

 

Although its always good clean fun with people who can and will play the game.

 

People who you know ......... and that are up for it .

 

Never ever touch another workers lunch , Or even go near his bag ....

 

Thats just a step to far ....unless you are proper mukkas from the time before time

 

Otherwise you deserve the slap that,s coming your way .

[eggsarascal]

Joe is right, a bit of leg pulling never hurt anyone. I used to work with a bloke that would sneak a teaspoon of sugar into my half drunk mug of coffee (I don't like sweet stuff) just to see the look on my face, no harm done. It's when people think dangerous things are funny I don't like it.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

1) Lots of miserable gits on here.

2) A lot of you think physical violence is acceptable.

 

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