Potus ???

[Johnsond]

19 minutes ago, AHPP said:

An excerpt from The Ballad of Incandescent Dave, a forthcoming work:

 

I’m Lynemouth’s angriest snorkeler and I’d like to report a crime. 

Steven P won’t describe his coal and I’ve asked a hundred times. 

 

He still won’t say what he does for work and it’s doing in my head.

And that sime42’s just a spineless tool who couldn’t lie straight in bed. 

 

I’m Lynemouth’s angriest snorkeler and I want some ****************ing answers.

You’re all bunch of no good coward blagging ****************ing chancers.

Don’t live in Lynemouth, never bothered snorkelling in my life. 
Obviously honesty not high on your list of priorities. 

[Oldfeller]

Since I have been a member here I have made a couple of clear observations, that,,,

[a] There are some wise, knowledgeable,helpful people on here.

[b] and there are a  few that never had the twat slapped outta them in the school playground, but certainly should have.

[Mark J]

[Johnsond]

15 minutes ago, Big J said:

I’ve noticed a tendency for the left on here to allude to people’s sexual abilities often implying those on the right ain’t cutting the mustard 🤔 Trump has a good few brats and Musk is positively Palestinian in his antics with 14 kids to 5 different women. I think that implies they would shag a barbers floor given half the chance. 

[AHPP]

On protesting too much:

 

 

I’m Lynemouth’s angriest snorkeler and I make my own good luck.

That’s why I joined the army, for all the dicks to suck. 

 

I kissed a boy in ‘91 behind the guardroom door. 

That didn’t make me gay because I think he liked it more. 

 

By ‘93 I’d shagged a corporal a in a basha tent.

You learn to love the ones you’re with and I loved loads of men. 

 

I’m Lynemouth’s angriest snorkeler and I’d bum any man.

God bless the forces because they made me the proper bloke I am. 

[Johnsond]

25 minutes ago, AHPP said:

On protesting too much:

 

 

I’m Lynemouth’s angriest snorkeler and I make my own good luck.

That’s why I joined the army, for all the dicks to suck. 

 

I kissed a boy in ‘91 behind the guardroom door. 

That didn’t make me gay because I think he liked it more. 

 

By ‘93 I’d shagged a corporal a in a basha tent.

You learn to love the ones you’re with and I loved loads of men. 

 

I’m Lynemouth’s angriest snorkeler and I’d bum any man.

God bless the forces because they made me the proper bloke I am. 

Left in 90 🤷‍♂️

How old are you ?? Did you actually read that garbage before posting it. Like I said and you are very much confirming it, certainly seems to be a left wing thing on here to throw aspersions regarding sexuality about. 
Be careful you don’t get the homophobic label attached to you, mind you if your politics align you will be fine. 

Edited June 6 by Johnsond

[Johnsond]

12 minutes ago, Big J said:

 

It's just a joke. 

 

The divorce between Trump and Musk is nothing if not incredibly funny.

I know J 🤦

I don’t take this thread with any seriousness at all. Read AAHP’s post above that will give you a good idea why. 

 

Edited June 6 by Johnsond

[Mick Dempsey]

2 hours ago, Johnsond said:

No you are right Dempsey nobody HAS to answer questions, but the same one who is refusing to answer a very easy one this time has a habit of adopting the same behaviour every time. Not really much good on the to and fro of a forum, I’m pretty sure if I just totally ignored a question ( or even made a typo) from yourself you’d be crowing about it big time. But then again my political views don’t align with yours. The information I put on here is no different to you, we know what you do where you live what you drive etc etc you throw a few pics up occasionally as do I, Ive never speculated on your earnings, how much tax you pay, vehicle mileage justification for driving a particular type of vehicle etc etc etc to ask a question to someone from what perspective do you view things or develop opinions ain’t a big ask. 
It’s strange how in your eyes the person asking the question is in the wrong but the oddball who just refuses to acknowledge it is not mentioned, once again could that possibly have something to do with both your obsessions with US politics in particular the current democratically elected president. 

You’re not wrong to ask the question.

What bugs me is you ask it 4 times a day, peppered with insults across numerous threads. 
 

It is very boring and annoying and serves no purpose. 

[Johnsond]

17 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

You’re not wrong to ask the question.

What bugs me is you ask it 4 times a day, peppered with insults across numerous threads. 
 

It is very boring and annoying and serves no purpose. 

He could always answer the first time 🤷‍♂️how’s that for a concept 

[Stubby]

11 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

He could always answer the first time 🤷‍♂️how’s that for a concept 

He didn't and he won't Dave coz he knows it presses your buttons . Let it go mate .