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Still no piccies, sorry. I promise I will do one day. A house in woodland which is for sale, and client wants it to look more saleable. Cue him hiring a chipper, and me turning up with a van full of pruning gear, and ladders on top. Even with one of his staff feeding the chipper, and one of my mates helping me, there's still a gentle day's work left for tomorrow. There was a lot of walking, and a lot of thin brash to clear, and lots of ivy. We had a Greenmech Quadchip 160, which seemed very happy with branches up to four inch or so, but not so much with anything bigger, or the leafy stuff we gathered up, unless we could run a nice branch through at the same time.

Arrive to Main Car Park and contact through Reception/Entrance or call ahead for Shanna/Jason/Lizzy or Nathan if needed

Forestry Machine Operator - Komatsu 901 Harvester Operator We are looking for an experienced Forestry Machine Operator to join our team and operate our Komatsu 901 Harvester in woodland and forestry operations. This is a hands‑on, practical role for someone with proven experience in mechanised timber harvesting and a strong commitment to safe working practices. We envisage that the ideal applicant will have a passion for forestry operations, enjoy working outside, be a team player and take pride in their work. Main Duties: Primarily operate and maintain a Komatsu 901 Harvester for tree felling, processing and stacking. Occasional use of tractor-based forestry machinery i.e Mulcher, Winch & Crane Trailer Carry out daily maintenance checks and minor repairs on the machine Work safely and efficiently in varied forestry environments. Assist with ground operations where required. Requirements: Chainsaw qualification(s) – NPTC/Lantra certificates (CS30/31 minimum, CS32 preferred) Proven experience within the field (2-3yrs) operating a forestry harvester (preferably Komatsu) Good knowledge of forestry operations and timber production Ability to work to production targets while maintaining safety standards Physically fit, have excellent time keeping, great communications and able to work in all weather conditions Full driving licence The ideal applicant will have a strong background working previously within forestry operations. Experience is preferred but candidates with experience on farming or construction equipment looking to work in forestry would be considered. It is vital that you are professional, have excellent time keeping, exceptional communication and can work collaboratively as part of a team but also be self-motivated to be productive when working alone. A tidy appearance is also essential. All uniform and required PPE will be provided, and 28 days paid holiday (including Bank Holidays) All applicants must hold a full UK driving licence and have your own transport as Dowdeswell is not served by any public transport Competitive hourly pay dependant on experience To apply for this position or if you have any questions please send your cv to [email protected]

no photos of me taking the tops out, but you can see summerhouse it was over, the angle was similar to the one on left behind it

If there's one thing I've learnt from just watching the first four Terminator films, it's that we need more privately held grenade launchers.

Bizarrely, I actually believe you, that you are a computer from Zanzibar. I'm fairly sure you're not a human in the UK who had finished an ash reduction "earlier in the day" and was then posting on here by 09:37.

nobody getting a photo of me with both hands on my pole!

here?

Need a photo of that one!

To explain - there have been a few bot on this site recently (typically a question, no follow on from the OP, or if it is the follow on is straight from a google search) - nothing personal.

Hi, small company based in Aldridge, Walsall looking for extra groundies/labour to help out . Anyone who is happy to turn up on time and do a days work. contact 07800778577 if interested cheers jack

Two cracking songs. I might have had a phase of playing both on repeat when I first discovered the originals. They were well before my time, I only heard Somebody To Love because there was a dodgy dance remix played a lot on the radio about 20 years ago. Controversial! I think it sounded OK, had the same energy as the JA version. Better than this similar effort at least:-

I’m a computer from Zanzibar

That’s some serious work man good on you: might give that a go if I’m ever in a similar situation

You should watch it, a classic in its way. At least a clip of the campfire bean scene as a warning for your cooking.

I'll admit my ignorance here - I had to look that picture up. Don't think I've ever seen the film.

No Stubby, they're straight shank.

That's to stop kerb crawlers.

Now that's soldiering. Poles in the tree are great.

Throw hook for large upright limbs with nothing on.