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All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge... "I should be in charge," said the brain , "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach,"because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him so, in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work.... the asshole is usually in charge.

What did the potter say to the venture capitalist? We're going to make a kiln.

What size trees where these when a forwarder couldn’t get it down? 😂

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I was failed at Sparsholt college , Loads of experiance passed all the tree felling assessments bar a hung up tree...got the tree hung up, couldn't get it down using approved techniques ,instead of the assessor taking over the situation ,I was told to get a forwarder -forwarder couldn't get the tree down .. so i failed on that element. Shouldn't of been a failure but the assessor was known to be a knob. What should of happend was the assessor should have taken over the situation and got the tree down. The were alot of assesors back then that didnt like a confident experienced 18 Yr old back then

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Off up the dale for old bikes.

Good Morning A sunny quiet Sunday. Lovely. Keep safe and sound.

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Well it all depends on your ability. If you’re the finished product, capable of anything, then yes, he is. If that was the case you’d have had a few calls or chats in pubs from other firms tapping you up. But if, as I suspect, you’re still working your way to that, then maybe a couple more years, climbing every day, till you are more complete would be better before waving the big stick. Especially as you’re paye with all that entails. It is a vague answer, and I’ve assumed a lot I know.

Morning team, bit of drizzle. Heading to my mates to drain the fuel lines in the mog as I ran out of diesel the other day and choked them up! mind the high winds and hopes of a Co-Dom Willow! Fridays call out

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Your boss is taking the piss, especially down south.

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On my basic chainsaw course 30/31 there were 4 candidates being assessed. 2 were older blokes who were whingeing throughout about how ‘they’d been doing it for years and didn’t need a stupid bit of paper, they knew it all, blah, blah blah.’ They were both failed after the workshop section, and didn’t make it outside to do any cutting. That was in Newcastle. A long time ago.

Morning lads Weather can't be worse than yesterday🤪

Morning all, Fine blue sky days ahead now. Mega amount of rain yesterday. Have had a lovely time with our 3 “children” and other halves. I’m cooking brunch then back to quiet house with two old goats and their old dog. Happy Sunday

Good morning Arbtalkers 😉

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Good morning people . Cool start 9c , clear sky and the moon has had a hair cut . Happy Sunday . 🙂

It might be a while before I can post anything guys, I was taking my evening walk and I saw this huge beam of strange light in the dark evening sky, I went closer to where it was shining directly on the ground and suddenly it sort of made me feel really odd and actually started to lift me upwards and towards it's source, It seemed to take ages but I saw a huge craft unlike anything I had ever seen,,, I think I may have gone unconscious shortly afterwards. when I awoke I found myself surrounded by a small group of the most beautiful women I have ever seen, "we wish you no harm" the leader said, "our race is dying as nearly all our men were killed in a galactic battle that has lasted many years, we need handsome, virile, intelligent males of a species like us to breed with to save our race" So guys, I don't think many of you are in any danger,, I just wanted to let you know,,,this spaceship is feckin' awesome.