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My mate has fake eggs that they'll lay next to. I discovered that the first time I looked after the girls for him and tried to have a rubber egg for breakfast. The buried bath sounds a pain to clean out though.

And close by the Capon Tree is another.

Went to visit a couple of notable trees today with a mate, not too far from home. Oaks, survivors of the long lost Jed Forest, both looking very healthy.

Bon voyage Mick. Morning all.

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Have a good one Jase, If you discover a giveaway chipper under the counter or even a sexy beanie hat let me know!

Morning all. Be a quiet Friday at work for me, the boss kindly organised tickets and camping for everyone at the APF and they travel down today but 3 of us not going so just be some little jobs today. Wishing I was going down for it now but have stuff to do at home. Hope everyone has a good outing, and if you've any freebies Jase I can easily get someone to come to your stand for me! Have a good one folks.

Another possibility is a caliper not quite as free as it could be and isn't returning enough to fully release

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My forehead gutters are shite then, the downpipe runs straight into my eyes

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There's someone around Portsmouth and a couple others a bit further listed here https://arbtalk.co.uk/find-a-freelancer/#close

To be injured by one of these pagers exploding wouldn't you need to be either a Hezbollah fighter or cuddling one? I wondered if the IDF swapped out a consignment of pagers in transit with the rigged ones which were then distributed by Hezbollah to the fighting men. Major success however it happened.

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No taxpayer funding for clothes! We can sort that, let's all chip in, they can have a £500 voucher each for George at Asda.

They're all (government of all colours) very good at making "the hard choices" for the plebs they govern over, less easy for them when they're choosing on their own behalf it seems. The PM wife's clothes thing didn't particularly bother me initially, then Lammy came on the TV this morning saying nothing wrong with it, she needs to look good representing the country. What a dick, I feel very differently now. For one she doesn't represent the country, her existence is irrelevant to the country. And two, if the Starmers can't afford to "look good" without handouts in their position he's got no right to be running a country.

He's about as usual eggs, first on the morning register this morning with a local weather report.

Mein wordle kampf has been feeling more like a chore lately!

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Morning all. Woke up with an owl hooting on the chimney this morning, nice change from the pigeon. Not much planned today, looking forward to it. Have a good one folks.

Sadly, Donald Trump passed away and found himself downstairs for an interview with the devil. "You'll reside here with me for eternity Donald, but I kind of like you, so I'll give you a choice of three possible ways to spend eternity with me. Through these three doors are three possibilities, I'll allow you to open each door and see what's behind it, then you must decide". The first door opens and Donald sees Biden, alone in the corner of a large, bright, empty room, mumbling gibberish to himself. Donald didn't fancy that. The second door reveals Obama, in a study surrounded by books, reports and academic papers. Donald didn't fancy that either. The third door opens and he looks in to see Clinton sat in a big comfy chair, beer in one hand and a burger in the other, with Miss Lewinsky kneeling before him, he looks so happy. "That's for me says Donald, I'll take the third door please, for the life I've lived I deserve to be there for eternity". "Very well, the choice is made" said the devil, "Monica, your out!".

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