Doug Tait

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I'm quite partial to operating something with an air adjusted/heated seat, fridge, air con, auto gearbox etc. I have few good memories from tractors with no cab, hard seats and a feed bag with straw in it!

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James, just James.

Dear Mr Dempsey, I think he's a windbag and will be chuntering more nonsense tomorrow. Yours sincerely, DJT.

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Yes apart from the white cat has been augmented and programmed to stroke him.

Morning all. We've got some snow here but nothing like what was forecast yet. Doesn't feel Iike Sunday, the meaningless days will soon be over though, resume normal schedule tomorrow. Done very little over the holidays, painting a bathroom is the most constructive achievement. Otherwise I've visited the cafe often and had lots of dogless walks, remembrance walks if you will, covering some of the old favourites that are laden with memories. Probably do the same today. Have a good one folks.

Undoubtedly the tradesmans! I know what sime was doing, just look at that cartoon again, men in white coats, hospital corridor, 73" pending insertion. That "back" door may as well have had my name on it!

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She's a cruel mistress!

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Not sure if I'm classed as a grade A problem solver, or no more than a low down cheater, but it's a good result largely thanks to markieg laying clues this morning, thanks for the reveal! Wordle 1,294 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

That handle looks to be around 73"

Great story Peds. Reminds me of an incident way out when I was just a cub. Not long away from my mother, I couldn't have been more than 400kg back then. Anyway, I'd taken to my usual day of wandering over the hill, berries and stuff, the sun was shining as I took my morning dump in the customary place, it's a habit that lets incomers know I'm here and tends to save any embarrassing encounters. All was well as I made my way down, munching, checking stuff out, scratching and pissing on things, happy knowing that when I got to the hot pools at the bottom I could chill for the rest of the day. Well bugger me, I went round the corner and if I hadn't have gone already I'd literally have shit myself! Right in front of me was a skinny, incredibly smelly little white runt of a thing, with really pretty hair. I turned and ran but he chased me all the way back up the hill, I know because I could hear his attack bell the whole time. Eventually it got dark and I hid til he went but the worst thing is, when I got down to my spa pool the next day the little git had been there and pee'd in it! Ever since then when I see one, they're just getting nailed. You ain't pissing in my pool shorty.

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Happy new year Les boyo

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Morning all. In early out of boredom. Was into bed at the usual time (as all good people should've been!) but woken I guess at midnight by some numpty with fireworks. Fell asleep again til 4 but now I'm up up. Coffee good, telly poor, if I had a dog I'd go for a walk. Does chainsaw = fireworks in the social hierarchy? Quite like to repay the neighbours for last night's 'show'. Have a good one folks. Happy New Year.

Now Mr Rule declares the new year from a different timezone just adding to my confusion.

You and I both! I find myself in bed at night, about to drop off, going over it in my head. 73". It's a lot. I converted it to 6' in my head which is of no help. I'm 5'8" ffs. I also tried 1.8m but that's no better, none of the metric variations are really. Quite a thought.

I was fuming for a minute there Mark. Convinced you got a two this morning and had popped back up with a three. Why does he get double wordles? I've never been offered a special VIP NYT membership that entitles me to multiple daily wordles. This is clearly what's going on, you get multiple attempts and you post your best result, until today that is when you messed up by posting two results on the same day, a rookie mistake which will be obvious to all your fellow wordlers, you've exposed your racket, ha. But then I realised, I'm just so stupified by having no routine that I genuinely can't distinguish today from yesterday. And I don't even drink. I do apologise old chap, entirely my mistake, and well done!

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