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  1. I mean that's fairly easy to be honest, because in an ideal world my general conditions for dog ownership would be pretty strict and preclude about 80% of any dog owners today from having one. I think the huge majority of people are incapable and unwilling to provide the minimum standards to provide for a dog, in particular those who are absent from their dog's life for most of its life, while at work. Dogs are social creatures and should be in constant company. If you can't provide that, you shouldn't have a dog.
  2. Stop the type of person who wants a dog as a weapon from having any kind of dog, don't just say they can't have a certain kind of dog. Otherwise you'll just get a weaponised spaniel, or a terrier, or a collie. Remove such bellends from the equation and the market for that kind of dog goes down anyway.
  3. Whatever term you used, however vague or euphemistic, I just think it's kinda weird that you felt the need to announce it at all, and in the Making the news today thread of all places. Like it's such a momentous occasion that you decided to share it with the rest of the class. "Attention, one and all! Today, being my birthday, my darling dearest granted me one of our biannual occasions of nuptial relations!" Like, I'm happy for you though, dude. Edit Ahh sorry, I hadn't refreshed the browser for a while, didn't mean to derail the thread. My opinion? Don't ban some dogs, ban some people from owning dogs.
  4. Ah, my favourites don't really come into it (just like me, am I right?! Haha!), got to give the missus what she wants. Sure you know yourself. But no, in all seriousness, thanks for letting us know you got your dick wet last night. It helps draw a more complete picture of the man. As one braggadocious fourteen year old said to the other: smell my fingers.
  5. Wahey, congratulations on the rumpy pumpy, that man! Great job. I bet you didn't even need to outsource to some ebony-skinned Adonis from the Ivory Coast to satisfy her carnal desires like the rest of us, eh? Big round of applause. Thanks for keeping us in the loop. Oh, for the next installment, could you update us with any specifics on both the motility and mobility of your proud Celto-Aryan spermatozoa? I remain, in the cupboard with the door slightly ajar, my flaccid member resting delicately between thumb and forefinger, Old Cuck
  6. Er, I think you'll find, Steven, that fact checking is a leftist conspiracy to discredit the right, and should be avoided at all costs to ensure a steady grip on the reins of political power.
  7. Sorry, just a screenshot from a different site of a random snap from yet another site, the source has by this point been long forgotten. But this is the Internet, and it's all made up anyway. I just post it here because it made me chuckle, without further question or comment. This bit, however... Some of you, maybe. Not most of you. Most of you can barely even read.
  8. Mental. Those pin holes have sealed up nicely, I wasn't expecting them to look so tidy. I guess they aren't really moving around that much, are they. Thanks for keeping us updated, really interesting to see. Edit Ask if you can be awake for one of them, it's a total trip. I've done an epidural for knee surgery and a few nerve blocks with morphine, for wrist and hand. But I've also asked to be squarely knocked out when I wasn't in the mood. Probably simpler for everyone.
  9. I had a brace on my wrist for about 6 weeks a few years ago, that was long enough, and I only had half a dozen pins. I can't imagine 18 months or more, you must be sick of the sight of it by now. Is it much of a job to keep it clean? Do the attachment points chop and change at all, or are they the same ones from day one? One of my pins got infected because the home visit nurse was a bit squeamish by the looks of it and didn't put the effort in with the scrubbing. I had to have the hand opened up and drained, the surgeon wasn't as shy as the visiting nurse and he just went to town with the iodine and a scrubbing brush like he was washing the dishes. I was awake for that one, I was an eye-opening experience. Anyway, I took over the job of cleaning it after that, I didn’t let anyone else near it. What's the running total of surgeries you've had so far, and how many more do they think it'll take?
  10. I was actually chatting about God's psychopathy with a Jehovah's Witness just yesterday, I don't think she was expecting such a spirited conversation when she approached me, but she did ask. But no, that comment was aimed squarely at you, Mosley.
  11. God, you're a psycho. Sieg heil, kommandant!
  12. I'm not particularly bothered with Triggered Mandy's opinions on the chinless wonder himself, but I'm actually a little interested in what he might think about the Barbie movie.
  13. Why do they have to be black? I'm an immigrant, I sired out of my gene pool. We aren't all funny colours you know.
  14. Abso flipping lutely. Just look at the progeny of the current tribe of white power pure-breds waving their flags around in the States. More fingers than brain cells, some of them. On this side of the pond I'd say something needs to be done to stop the poor Daily Mail readers from breeding themselves into a gammon-faced genetic dead end. Actually... no. Best let nature run its course.
  15. It's great out here on the west coast of Ireland, but Jesus H Christ, the curry offerings here are utterly shameful. There's a locally well-rated curry place in the middle of town that for some incomprehensible reason I get dragged to occasionally at the behest of my wife's friend. The shite they serve up is embarrassing. Overpriced, oversweetened, tiny portions. Unidentifiable chunks of dry tray-baked meat globbed with bland paint-by-numbers red goo. Frozen roti, reheated and forgotten about. I miss the clay tandoors you'd find in Brum or Whitehall, the charred rib bones of long-marinated lamb chops, the puffy naan the size of your car bonnet, the tangled shreds of slow-braised meat in thick pools of rich gravy. If Ireland needs a bunch of military-aged men turning up on its shores in a flotilla of rusty old tubs to grant me that, then sign me the f*ck up.
  16. Sorry if I'm slow on the uptake here, sometimes I have difficulty following the conversation. But does Asbestos Andy still not believe in climate change? In 2023?
  17. Mick is entitled to at least 3% of the profits when you start selling them.
  18. peds

    Jokes???

  19. He sounds like a prick and you should probably just ignore him.
  20. Someone would probably complain about that and all. Never happy!
  21. I worked with an Egyptian fella for two years once, he was an utterly loathsome human being. Cherry picked which tenets of his inherited religion suited him best at any given moment, and swept the rest under the carpet. Made great pizza though.
  22. Steady on, we don't want people to be too educated. We are tired of experts.

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