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Always seems to be the same culprits.

Spend the extra time and get it level maybe get a log grab tongs for loading the mill and dragging odd size trees.

Nicely put mull.

Just another keyboard warrior there are a few on here.

If you are down that neck of the woods again doug you can pop in and have a cuppa with eggs.

If you let one rip that would be back wind causing you to open the window also reducing MPG fuel consumption 🤣

She always reminds me of jimmy krankie

She had it all stunning looking woman.

Knock up a boat part of the gang then 😏

What is the mooring costs for the year then. Must be a cheap way to live compared to a house which can be a money pit if rented or a big mortgage + bills.

I was down on the local canal today eggs couple of narrow boats for sale around the 30K mark thought they would be a lot more than that.

17 Jan 2023 New Add bookmark #20 So, a Mr.Little - no relation - wakes up in the hospital. "What on earth happened? Why am I here?!" he asks the doctor "You've been in a terrible car accident. You're going to live but I'm afraid there is some bad news. You lost your penis in the crash. However, the good news is that there is corrective surgery that can reconstruct it. While you were unconscious, your insurance company contacted us and said they will pay £8,000 for the surgery. But as you're aware, the NHS is in dire straits, so we'll have to charge, I'm afraid... The cost will be £1,000 per inch. You may want to spend the entire amount or maybe only four or five thousand - It's up to you, but your wife is waiting to visit you. Perhaps this is something you should discuss together before you decide? I'll check in with you the next time I do my rounds." A few hours later, the doctor returns... "Did you manage a chat with your wife?" "I did," the man tells him. "And what is your decision?" the doctor asks. Mr.Little shrugs. "We're going for the granite worktops...."

What was you on £6.40 an hr back then 😆Shop workers wage

Go for it amigo

Why do so many that post these ads forget to put what area you are first thing anyone looks for.

Mental they must be selling them at that price

Happens to the best clutchy

Meaningless twaddle as mentioned. Pulling your plonker trig but you do like to beef it up given half a chance i do like you andy believe it or not great sense of humour. I read through the thread i started last year the night russia invaded ukraine doing my tax return then funny enough. Who could have predicted what has happened or what the final outcome will be.

I never take any notice what you post in all honestly 99% bollocks

You would be in the minority 1% i suppose andrew 😏Certainly you like to express ones opinion in almost every subject.

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and have left you...don't bother coming after me" Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction. After a short while the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note... After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone... "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like." He hung up, grabbed his keys and left. She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote... "I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes.

Getting my wires crossed thinking of a different tree nice one Trig 🤣

Is that native timber up there dave. Its part of the laurel tree family unless i am mistaken.

Needs must unfortunately dave.